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life with one eye

"You say goodbye and I say Hello"

Ms. Shady flew the coop, leaving me high and dry. It took me a few days to get over the lovely lady, but she is now just a tiny speck in my mind. A new gentleman kitty moved in with his super nice mom last weekend. This gentleman kitty is called Spazzy. Not a very elegant name I must say, but he must live up to it. By the looks of it, he needs to live up to his name. Dad saw him the other day and couldn't get over how large he was. Dad told mom that Spazzy reminded him of a large waddling raccoon. Poor guy. He just needs to go on a diet. Luckily, I have the basement stairs to run up and down a few times a day to keep my gut in check. I will have to make a mental note to not stare at his enormity when I first meet him. Mom and dad are already talking about a play date! Spazzy and I have already spoke to each other through the doors. Whispering late at night, telling each other our mom and dad's secrets. One secret of my mom's would be is she snores at night, not a loud snore.. but she likes to cut some logs at night. Spazzy's mom likes to eat peanut butter out of the jar, with a dirty spoon so he says. Yikes, I guess not everyone is perfect. I can't wait to lay my eyes upon my new friend. Goodbye Ms. Shady and Hello Mr. Spazzy. Let's play.
Yours truly,
Pepper

fishy fishy

Today I bit the hand that feeds me. Dad had to intervene between a paw struggle on the bed between mom and I. I won. Mom loves me anyways, so what if she gets a few love bites on her wrist from our playtime?

Mom woke up early today and decided to see if I like her Alaskan King steamed salmon. Now do I? That stuff rocks. Steamed with fresh ginger, lemon, and garlic and soy sauce. She gave me a small spoonful, hesitant with her offering, unsure if I would give her the back. Giving her the back, is when I turn my back on her. I try not to do this too often, it hurts her feelings. And nobody likes hurt feelings, right?

But I did not give her the back, I gingerly took the piece of delectable offering and ate it. Now that I have acquired the taste of Alaskan King Salmon, I will demand it once a week, like the king I am.
Hail Pepper.

flies and such

Yum Yum. The more flies in my belly, the better! But I better not throw up on mom and dad's area rug carpet again. Oops! Why would they buy a off white area rug carpet with a black cat in the house! I spend most of my days and nights chasing these irritating insects, much to my parents amusement.