Texts From Mittens
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Texts from Mittens: The Easter Basket Edition
Mittens worries that he'll get no Easter basket, the dog will eat Grandma, and Fiona will get the wrong flower. Mitty texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Spring Worries Edition
The bird gang and chipmunk mobsters are due to return, Mittens experiences grooming problems, and Grandma brought cake. He texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The St. Paddy’s Day Edition
Drunk Patty's brother is St. Patrick, the dog reeks, and Grandma is bringing treats. Mittens texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Academy Awards Edition
Mitty gets no Oscar, Earl steals a blanket, and Drunk Patty has too many daiquiris. Mittens texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Post-Valentine’s Day Edition
Mittens gets no follow-up from Fiona, Drunk Patty lost her shoes, and mom got no gravy. He texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Cold Edition
Mittens can't get warm, Drunk Patty needs a butter knife, and Judge Judy is finally safe. Mittens texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The New Year’s Resolutions Edition
Mittens struggles to keep his resolutions, Drunk Patty wrecks cheese, and Fiona's had it with her boyfriend's catnip shenanigans. Mittens texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Letter to Santa Edition
Mittens believes it's best to write two letters to Santa -- who, he learns, once dated Drunk Patty -- and he can't wait to sniff Treat Guy's shoes again. He texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Thanksgiving Edition
Drunk Patty wants to roast Mittens, Grandma has demonic eggs, and Mom's a pervert. He texts!
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Texts from Mittens: The Shorter Days Edition
Mittens wants to be a high roller, Mom doubts his psychic mojo, and time's vanishing. He texts!
