Texts From Mittens
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Mittens worries that he’ll get no Easter basket, the dog will eat Grandma, and Fiona will get the wrong flower. Mitty texts!
- April 12, 2017
Mittens worries that he’ll get no Easter basket, the dog will eat Grandma, and Fiona will get the wrong flower. Mitty texts!
The bird gang and chipmunk mobsters are due to return, Mittens experiences grooming problems, and Grandma brought cake. He texts!
- March 29, 2017
The bird gang and chipmunk mobsters are due to return, Mittens experiences grooming problems, and Grandma brought cake. He texts!
Drunk Patty’s brother is St. Patrick, the dog reeks, and Grandma is bringing treats. Mittens texts!
- March 15, 2017
Drunk Patty’s brother is St. Patrick, the dog reeks, and Grandma is bringing treats. Mittens texts!
Mitty gets no Oscar, Earl steals a blanket, and Drunk Patty has too many daiquiris. Mittens texts!
- March 1, 2017
Mitty gets no Oscar, Earl steals a blanket, and Drunk Patty has too many daiquiris. Mittens texts!
Mittens gets no follow-up from Fiona, Drunk Patty lost her shoes, and mom got no gravy. He texts!
- February 15, 2017
Mittens gets no follow-up from Fiona, Drunk Patty lost her shoes, and mom got no gravy. He texts!
Mittens can’t get warm, Drunk Patty needs a butter knife, and Judge Judy is finally safe. Mittens texts!
- January 18, 2017
Mittens can’t get warm, Drunk Patty needs a butter knife, and Judge Judy is finally safe. Mittens texts!
Mittens struggles to keep his resolutions, Drunk Patty wrecks cheese, and Fiona’s had it with her boyfriend’s catnip shenanigans. Mittens texts!
- January 4, 2017
Mittens struggles to keep his resolutions, Drunk Patty wrecks cheese, and Fiona’s had it with her boyfriend’s catnip shenanigans. Mittens texts!
Mittens believes it’s best to write two letters to Santa — who, he learns, once dated Drunk Patty — and he can’t wait to sniff Treat Guy’s shoes again. He texts!
- December 7, 2016
Mittens believes it’s best to write two letters to Santa — who, he learns, once dated Drunk Patty — and he can’t wait to sniff Treat Guy’s shoes again. He texts!
Drunk Patty wants to roast Mittens, Grandma has demonic eggs, and Mom’s a pervert. He texts!
- November 23, 2016
Drunk Patty wants to roast Mittens, Grandma has demonic eggs, and Mom’s a pervert. He texts!
Mittens wants to be a high roller, Mom doubts his psychic mojo, and time’s vanishing. He texts!
- November 9, 2016
Mittens wants to be a high roller, Mom doubts his psychic mojo, and time’s vanishing. He texts!
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