Let’s face it: Cats aren’t shy about letting humans know exactly how they feel about absolutely everything. My cats communicate with me by meowing, swatting, scratching, stealing my pens and puzzle pieces, and walking across my bladder, face, and computer keyboard.

They have a lot in common with Mittens, a cat who incessantly texts his human. Now that’s a cat with way too much power. Inspired by Texts from Dog, here are some Messages from Mittens.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about them in the comments!