My human and I watched the movie 2012 last night and it scared me out of my fur. I understand it’s hurricane season and National Disaster Preparedness Month. I saw a show on TV about Hurricane Katrina. Nice name, but I understand it didn’t go well for the family pets. I live near the coast. Do I have anything to worry about? What can I do to make sure I don’t get left behind?
They call me NOAA
In 2005 when Katrina hit, cats and dogs were lucky to have gotten out of Louisiana with a higher than ambient body temperature. Thousands of pets didn’t make it, and most of the cats and dogs left behind never saw their families again.
Mother Nature loves to show off her destructive creativity. So, no matter where you live, disasters can pop up with little or no warning. Tornadoes, earthquakes or wildfires may line you up in their proverbial sights.
Then there are unnatural disasters, like trains derailing and chemical spills. At any time, a cop could show up at your door and tell everyone to get out!
A word to your humans: Never leave your fur family behind, even when the cop promises you’ll be back home in time to watch My Cat From Hell. If it’s too dangerous for people to stay, it’s too dangerous for pets. Humans won’t leave the toddler sleeping in her crib if it’s only going to be a few minutes. Just saying …
In 1996, a train carrying enough explosive chemicals to evaporate the state of Rhode Island derailed in Weyauwega, Wisconsin. The town immediately evacuated 2,300 humans who lived less than two miles from the wreck. Cops told the people to leave their pets behind cuz they’d be back soon. Then the train cars began exploding, sending train parts and fireballs 300 feet in the air. Anxious pet parents were told it would be weeks before the government gods would allow them back in their homes. By that time, the trapped furry family members would be deader than disco. After two days, some of the pet owners mutinied, and snuck into town to save their cats and dogs. Two days later, the governor ordered the National Guard to help pet owners retrieve their pets.
Fortunately, humans have learned a lot from the great flying train catastrophe and Hurricane Katrina. Those high and mighty Washington types passed the Pets Evacuation and Transportation Standards act (PETS) — I like to call it the No Pet Left Behind act. Now cities and states have to include pets in evacuation plans. That means unlike before they can’t order people to leave their pet to die in a disaster. But the government can’t (and won’t) do it all.
Most cats, including me, show eminently better sense than humans, preferring to hide under a bed or in a closet at the first sign of danger. If your humans know something like a wildfire, hurricane, or even an old-fashioned severe thunderstorm is speeding in their direction, they should put you in a small, secure room so they can find you pronto.
Before a disaster happens, your human needs to look into some stylish body piercing. I’m not talking about a nose stud or belly-button ring. A microchip placed between your shoulder blades may not make you look cooler, but when emergency volunteers ask, “Who’s your daddy?”, you can tell them, or rather the chip can. Even if you lose your collar or tags, that microchip can tell shelter workers not to euthanize you.
Next, your humans should assemble a catastrophe avoidance tote (or Go Bag) for every puss and pooch in the house. All Go Bags should be stored in an easy-to-remember and easy-to-get-to place, not in the basement underneath a nonfunctioning transmission for that 1971 Ford Pinto. So what exactly goes into a kitty kit or a pooch pack? I’ll be talking about kitties’ stuff, but dog owners can use their gray matter and substitute the words “poop bags” for “litter box” and “leash” for “carrier.”
The above items are must-haves, but here are some other helpful things to have handy:
Once you’re ready to leave, your humans still need to know where to go. Unless they have friends or family to stay with, they’ll want to keep a list of pet-friendly hotels. While people can’t be forced to evacuate without pets, few shelters permit furry types. (Ridiculous, since we’re cleaner and better behaved than most rug rats.)
Motel 6/Accor, Super 8, La Quinta, Days Inn and Red Roof exhibit excellent taste in clientele, and usually offer pet-friendly accommodations. As soon as your humans decide they need to leave, they should call and make reservations. (Your human mom can even make your reservations through AdoptAShelter.com to benefit her favorite animal shelter at no additional charge.)
I hope you never experience disaster other than a bad disaster movie, Noah, but now you can nap peacefully knowing your humans have planned ahead. Hopefully you’ll never again have to ask yourself, “Noah, how long can you tread water?”
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Einstein’s assistant, Dusty Rainbolt ACCBC, is the vice president of the Cat Writers’ Association, editor-in-chief of AdoptAShelter.com and a member of the International Association of Animal Behavior Consultants. She’s the award-winning author of eight fiction and non-fiction books including her most recent paranormal mystery, Death Under the Crescent Moon.