The lyrics:
Have a Hit
by Sarah Donner
The lady kitty, she got knocked up
Behind a tree after a hit of nip she was
Taken by tomcat in the shadow
Now she needs something to help her just let go
It’s okay to have a hit when you’re
Pregnant and you’re a cat
And it’s catnip
There’s nothing wrong with herbal stimulation
After carnal copulation
It’s a hard time living on the streets
When you don’t have a steady stream of kibbles and wet meats
Don’t be a quitter if you’re gonna have a litter
You can lick it, you can sniff it if it makes you feel better
Babies in your belly, yeah, you know it’s gonna fatten
Try nepeta cataria if you’re down with the Latin
All the cats can copy, when you feel like gettin’ naughty
All you fuzzy little shawdies just rub it on your body!
It’s okay to have a hit when you’re
Pregnant and you’re a cat
And it’s catnip
There’s nothing wrong with herbal stimulation
After carnal copulation
We all need a little self-medication
The Backstory: I came across the question about pregnant cats and catnip, and I couldn’t help but picture a poor pregnant stray down on her luck. I have a stray named Olivia who just got trapped, neutered, and released. I wanted to give her a voice ÔÇö well, give her the voice in my head anyhow. I gleaned most of my information from the Nepeta Cataria entry on Wikipedia, the Catster forums, and pregnantcatinfo.com.
See Sarah’s original Ask a Cat Lady post over here.
