Ask a Cat Lady: What is Up with Cats and Their Lotion Fetish?

Dec 30th 2011  |   0 Contributions

Your cat does not want to waste the tastey-taste of the pastey-paste that you baste your face in, yo.

The lyrics:

Lotion
By Sarah Donner

When you step out of the bathtub
I just cant help it, I want to rub on you
When you take out the lotion
I get emotional — what else can I do?

I dont want to waste the tasty taste
Its like gravy on your legs
When you baste your face in the pastey paste
I want to eat it up and not say grace

But if you dont want to get with me
Switch to a lotion thats more citrusy
Well find another way to get kinky
Cuz youll always be my cat lady!

Im attracted to the smell on your skin
So baby, let me use my tongue to rub it in

I dont want to waste the tasty taste
Its like gravy on your legs
When you baste your face in the pastey paste
I want to eat it up and not say grace

See Sarah's original Ask a Cat Lady video here.

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