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10 Fake Headlines for Some Truly Weird Stock Photos of Cats

Stop the presses! We couldn't resist writing up some funny, phony headlines for the strangest stock photos of cats. Okay, start the presses again.

 |  Apr 30th 2012  |   2 Contributions


Stock photos power the Internet. But some of them are so very weird, you have to wonder what was the photographer thinking? Well, maybe he or she was hoping for news headlines like these. (Our apologies to Shutterstock.)

Supercat Saves Fourth Poultry Farm This Week

Related: Has anyone seen our dogs?  

Ballooncat Last Seen Crossing the Horizon

"He's expected in China," shrugs owner

Flying balloon cat by Shutterstock.com

More Kittens Enrolling in School

"To what end?" wonders nervous world

Two funny kittens by Shutterstock.com

Cats Prefer Food to Sex, Study Shows

Study conducted by Dr. Helen Palmer (pictured)

 

Breakfast in bed by Shutterstock.com

John Mayer's Cat Quits Tour, Cites "Exhaustion"

"I've been sleeping only 10 hours a day," sighs sleepy Wonderland

Kitten with guitar by Shutterstock.com

Cat Kills Owner in Midwestern Occult Shocker

"Stay out of the corn," warns Puddles

Cat and farmer by Shutterstock.com

Meet the Richest Cat in the World

And his manservant, Stephan. "I have bread. Would you like bread?" asks Stephan.

A handsome man and cat by Shutterstock.com

Trendwatch: More Kids Cooking for Their Parents

"A terrible, horrible idea," cites ER doctor. "Just the worst idea on the planet, ever."

Kids prepare cat by Shutterstock.com

Unexpected Friendship to End Violently Right About Now

No? Okay, how about now! Now! Now?

Monkey and cat by Shutterstock.com
 

 Buttons Refuses to Eat Boiled Tofu Dog

Must stay at table until she does.

Cat and hot dog by Shutterstock.com
 

Cats Find Life on the Streets Purrrfect

"Screw the condo, this is living," says General Whiskers. "Hold on, I need to scratch for a few days."

Homeless man and cat by Shutterstock.com

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