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Mittens believes it's best to write two letters to Santa -- who, he learns, once dated Drunk Patty -- and he can't wait to sniff Treat Guy's shoes again. He texts!
Drunk Patty wants to roast Mittens, Grandma has demonic eggs, and Mom's a pervert. He texts!
Think that only superheroes can fly, teleport, and manipulate memory? Think again.
Mittens wants to be a high roller, Mom doubts his psychic mojo, and time's vanishing. He texts!
Mom's new man is a treat machine, Stumpy lures the ladies, and Grandma has costumes. He texts!
Mitty wants to argue, Drunk Patty swipes swabs, and Stumpy urges an all-nighter. Mittens texts!
A box is gone, Mom plays favorites and picks the dog, and Stumpy has imported nip. Mittens texts!
Imagine cats like road trips. Now imagine they play games and prank each other on road trips.
Some cats follow the rules, others are too tired to consider the rules, and others make the rules.
Cats ignore us, bathe, and fall asleep during questioning. This reporter has given up.
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