Cats are nature’s smartest creatures. That fact has never been in dispute, right? With that being so, it stands to reason that the scholarly felines of the world are very excited about the news that school has started again. Naturally, then, here’s a high-brow investigation into how the Internet’s most knowledgeable kitties are faring in the world of academia.
Big news! Hello Kitty is out — this year’s book-bag fashion is all about celebrating the humble everyday cat.
Guard your back-to-school supplies as if they were very valuable felt toy mice.
This semester’s special project is on … the epistemology of fluffy kittens in baskets! A very noble pursuit.
A lick-smacking lunch is a must!
Study groups are always fun — even if your teacher does not adhere to the usual professional dress codes.
This calico is sporting a less than gleeful graduation expression because he knows that now school is over he has to make it in the real world. Shudder!
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About Phillip Mlynar: The self-appointed world’s foremost expert on rappers’ cats. When not penning posts on rap music, he can be found building DIY cat towers for his adopted domestic shorthair, Mimosa, and collecting Le Creuset cookware (in red). He has also invented cat sushi, but it’s not quite what you think it is.