The Lyrics:

Benny the Siamese
By Sarah Donner

Benny the Siamese likes to steal your knee socks
Maybe hes OCD and he just wants to clean them up
Perhaps the water tastes better with the flavour of your foot
With all the things they put in their mouth, who are we to say what tastes good

Is it their way to drown their prey
Or drive you crazy?

Of all the theories that Ive seen
Its not a surprise that Benny is Siamese
There are some quirky habits across that breed

The instinct is so strong to keep on hoarding their pom-poms
Put rattle mice inside the water, its better to chew on

Is it their way to drown their prey
Or drive you crazy?

Of all the theories that Ive seen
Its not a surprise that Benny is Siamese
There are some quirky habits across that breed

See Sarah’s original Ask a Cat Lady post here.