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Claudia Says

The buffet is closed!

I am SO upset! My whole life, I have eaten from a buffet. Meowmy calls it a feeder. When the food would run out, the humans would refill it. Well, my human sisfur Marian had to go open her big mouth and tell Meowmy I am getting way too fat and need to go on a diet. Next time she gets a new outfit I am SO throwing up on it! So Meowmy took me to the vet. They said I weight 17LBS. I tried telling Meowmy that scale was broken but she doesn't believe me. So I tried pointing out that kitties neeed their fat for self defense. How am I gonna sit on the dogs when they tick me off? Meowmy pointed out that is why I have claws. When we got home, MEOWMY TOOK AWAY THE BUFFET! Now, twice a day, my snitch of a human sister gives me a plate of food. Its like being in prison! I yell and yeow for more but they don't pay me any attention. What's more the vet said they should cut my food by 10% a week until I am a normal weight! I think that is an awfur idea.