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Back to the windowsill

Eeeeek!

I got sooooo spooked just now.
My moms garden fence is low on one side, and high on the side where it meets the roof of the bike-sheds...
I always sit on that roof, this time, I tried to jump on a windowsill. How was I suposed to know that our neighbours cat was sitting inside, staring back at me?
I screamed my lungs out! I got soooooo spooked...
My mommy was already in bed and she ran outside on her bedsocks, over the frozen tiles and the lawn and everything. She called me, but I was soooooo spooked, I didn't dare to come at first.
I could hear from her voice she was really worried, so after a little while, I did come down, I had the most gorgeous big tail! I looked like I had more hair on my tail than any persian on this entire body!
My back-hairs were very big too!

My mommy was afraid that I was hit by someone or something, she didn't expect me from that side, and when she saw me, she laughed because she realised what had happened. That was very mean.
Then she picked me up, I didn't like that, because I was soooooo spooked, she took me inside, and she cudled me until I was purring very loudly again and all my hair looked like it was normal again.

Now I'm totally cool again off course. I'm sitting on her lap to make her warm, because she was outside in nothing but her pj's and it's freezing. I'm looking at the catster website and her typing while I tell her what to write.
But boy, was I spooked!

It's my burrrrrrthday!

Yoohoo!

It's my burrrrrrthday. My mommy asked me what I wanted, but I don't know. I get treats and yummy food everyday, and I get loads of pettings.

She agreed that I would be alowed to be in the bathroom while she goes on the humanlitter. 'Cause then I'm able to hunt the showercurtain. As it is my burrrrrthday, I'm alowed to kill it a little further, she'll get a new one soon!

I don't like normal toys, but I do like feathers, so my mommy is going to look for them outside.
I'm also getting some extra catnip today.

Do any of you have any ideas for my burrrrrrthday?
What would make this a purrrrrrfect day?

Send me an e-mail, then I can tell my mommy!

New years eve...

OK, so I told you that the dog is sooooo stupid, she's afraid of thunderstorms.
She doesn't even see the difference between thunderstorms and fireworks. The dog is so stupid, it chases it's own tail.

By now, my momy lets me out of the house, I am alowed in the garden, I play outside all night long... Than in the morning, I come back. There is hardly any traffic arround the house during the day, and even less during the night. I am alowed outside during the day, but all the people that want to pet me ar freaky.
I prefer to keep my distance and watch from inside, after dark I go out again.

I already brought momy two dead birds, a mocking bird and a dove. Momy thinks it wasn't me, but it was!
I just waited for them to die!
And it worked!

Yesterday, momy wouldn't let me out, she said it was too crowded, and there were fireworks blasts and stuff.
I had to use the Kitty-litter! Yugh! I would rather just go outside... Or on the couch or something.

Have to go now, momy wants me to bring her some chicken soup... The dog is much to stupid for that stuff, so I get to do that... tata...