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Life According to Sassy

Grrrrr, Hissssss, Swat

Last week, Mama came home from work with a new furball. He's a pain, and I don't like him. I just lay around minding my own business, and he just comes and annoys me. That's ok, though. I always make sure he knows just how I feel about him with a hiss and a whap upside his little head. Mama says I grow to love him someday, but I don't think so. Maybe I'll put up with him for Mama's sake, but I can't promise anything. At least Tika is still being decent to me, though lately she annoys me, too. I just wish they would all go away and leave me alone.

That's all for now. Time for my midmorning siesta.

-Sass

Oh the indignity!

This morning started out to be a good day. I promptly woke Daddy up at 5am and did my usual demand of attention to start my day off on the right paw. Once I was satisfied that Daddy was awake and up, I snuggled myself down in Mama's chair and took a little cat nap. I kept hearing Mama and Daddy talking about mats and thought they meant for the door, so I don't bring my kitty litter all over my house. Well, I was surprised! Daddy scooped me up and brought me to the hallway where Mama was waiting with a clipper. Seems that the mats they were talking about were MINE! Mama shaved and trimmed most of my long beautiful fur off my tummy. I protested, but all in vain. They didn't care if I was not happy about having my fur trimmed, nor did they realize it's not my fault if my fur mats easily. I am just a poor, innocent kitty after all.

I must go now... time to wash my face after munching on some Greenies and get ready for my afternoon siesta. Meow for now!

-Sassy

Bringing gifts to Daddy

Hi! My name is Sassy, and I live in Florida. Our house has a nice big porch for Tika and me to sit on and lounge. Is there anything else for us to do all day? I like to sit and watch all these little critters Mommy calls lizards outside playing in the sand and grass, and sometimes when they get close to the screen where I lay, I chase them. What else should I do? Well, one day I was laying on the porch sunning myself when I saw one of those little lizards on my side of the screen. I thought... Wow! A new play toy! So I started to chase him, and before you know it, I had him! I brought him in the house and Daddy saw me with him in my mouth. He made me drop him (which I wasn't very happy about... Daddy had NO idea how hard I tried to catch him) and then he told me what a good girl I was. Even though I can't smile on the outside, I was beaming on the inside. I finally caught my very first lizard!