April 2nd 2013 12:13 pm
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OOOOOHHHHH!!!! Mommy should've listened to my buddy Jackson when he told her that Temptations treats were like Kitty Cracks-whatevfur that means... Evfurrytime I gets some of those, it's true, I is tempted fur more, and more, AND MORE!!! Mommy does spoil me with treats, it's very true, but now, evfurrytime she goes into the kitchen, I mew and mew and mew fur some treats. I used ta go up onto the middle counter shelf thing that separated the kitchen from the dining room, but since she got rid of my wobbly cat tree I don't go there, so I just get under her footsies and gives her my mew of desperations!!! And believe me, I make sure they sound pretty desparate. It's like, I am so tempted by these temptations, I can't get enuff. Mommy likes to hide some throughout the 'partment so I can has some while she is out at work...she did get this treat thing fur the wall that if I pull the jingle ball then they come out, but seriously, that is too much work fur me! Especially when my temptation is so high!
I even started to climb into the refridgerator fur them, like whenever Mommy opens it, hoping that they will fall out or something. It's a little chilly at furst, but then I look at her and does the mew again and she says, "Out!" and so I moves, and then the pursuit continues.
I know what some of you is gonna say-those temptations are no good Kitty P! But I just gotta has them! Purrrlease don't tell my mom not ta gives them to me anymore, they is just sooooo tempting!!!
Oh, Kitty. This is not a good situation. You're going to end up weighing a zillion pounds and then you'll have to go on a d-i-e-t.
I am not happy with your mom giving you those kinds of treats Kitty P. Don't you like the freeze dried all meat treats? Monster is right! You're going to start gaining weight.
Oh, I don't like those!!! I sniff 'em and walk away! I think Mommy said something like, looks like we are outta the treats soon-maybe that means I'm not gonna get them anymore. ack!
I refuse to eat sometimes unless I get treats sprinkled on my food. And since I'm still underweight - I get what I want!
How about those little freeze dried fishies?
I likes the freeze dried chicken-I think this means Mommy will have to make a special trip to Petsmart fur them! Since it's not so close, she doesn't go as much, but today she's gonna be in tha area, so she must!
Have you tried the "Catnip Fever" Temptations? You think you are tempted now? Just wait! Hmmmm, that reminds me... I saw a package on the kitchen counter... must drag it down and bite it open!