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The Lunatic Dog and Snow

February 5th 2011 12:42 am
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OMC! We have been getting so much snow. We got seven or eight inches of that nasty cold stuff. I am so glad I don't have to go inside and can just lie around on my ottoman and eat Fancy Feast and go pee behind on the couch and do my poops outside the box. Age does have its privileges! But that crazy dog went out in that cold stuff and brought it back in with her. She was out there running in it! I knew something was wrong with her, this is just more proof. She had snowballs attached to her even. And she had to get them rinsed off then blow dried. I am glad she didn't get any of that nasty icy stuff on me. No one has been able to go anywhere since the roads are all icy. I hope there's no Fancy Feast shortages!


This is My Ottoman!

February 3rd 2011 10:27 pm
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I don't know what I need to do to convince everyone around here that this is my ottoman. I mean, I know there's one thing I COULD do, but I know that would get me in big trouble and plus I wouldn't want to sleep there anymore. I just need to find a way to say, this is my place, not a place for your feet, unless they want to move to the side. And I don't mind sharing my ottoman with the dog, she is nice and warm. But when she sleeps her feet get to twitching when she is dreaming and I end up getting kicked and ooched over to the side. And that is not ok. I am Queen Jezebel and this is my ottoman, I hope everyone understands that!


Ice and snow!

February 1st 2011 11:30 pm
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It is so cold here! It is 13 degrees here right now but it feels like it's -2! It hardly ever gets that cold here in Dallas - brrrr! I am so glad I'm inside and that I have a nice warm place to be. Even if I don't get out to decapitate birds or anything. Oh well, my Fancy Feast is yummy and meowing for it is less work than killing birdies.

I've been being fairly good lately. I think it is very funny that I now get praised for going in my litterbox. I have got these humans trained. I'm now a "good cat" for doing what I was supposed to. Hee hee!! I think I'm gonna go back to sleeping on my warm fleece blanket. Purrs for y'all!


Sunspots Return!

January 30th 2011 11:40 pm
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We have been having some very nice weather here in Texas - in the seventies and sunny. Which means my sunspots are back and that makes me a very happy kitty. Maybe not happy enough to not go pee behind the couch, but still pretty happy. And those humans cannot prove I was the one who did that poopie, I'm definitely blaming the dog there. I mean, she was the one who did it. Life has been pretty good lately, lots of naps, pets, and Fancy Feast. Hope all my kitty pals are doing well!



January 27th 2011 10:24 am
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I've been tagged in a new game! List 5 of the most annoying things your humans can do, then tag 5 friends to do the same and put it in their diaries.

Hmmmm . . .
1. Wanting me to get off the table sometimes. That is my spot!
2. Leaving to go to college.
3. Telling me to stop hissing at Maurice and expecting me to be nice to him!
4. Not giving me enough treats.
5. Not immediately feeding me more Fancy Feast when I meow!

I'm tagging:
Karma Kitty


He's Back!

January 23rd 2011 11:15 am
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Maurice is already back! I thought he was gonna be gone for a while, but the youngest girl had to come home to get stitches out and she brought him with her! Just when you think things are settling down . . . The humans say I sound like a leaky hose because of my hissing. That is better than some ways I could be leaking, I don't think I need to remind them of that! Maurice even pinned me down! But he was told he'd get the water squirter if he did that again. At least he isn't stealing my Fancy Feast. The youngest girl had to hold him while I was eating. She wanted me to eat a little faster because he was being really crazy, but I'll eat at whatever pace I want! Me and Maurice were actually sleeping pretty close together at one point - he is a lot better when he is asleep.


No More Pooping on the Floor

January 19th 2011 9:41 pm
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I have stopped pooping on the floor right outside my cat box. Apparently, I don't like the smell of flower-scented Lysol and think that it does not make a good smell to poop on. So it is back in my box for me, which I think is making all the humans much happier.

It is kinda quiet around here without the girls and Whitley and Maurice. At least no one is bopping me on my head or climbing up high to jump on me with his surprise attacks. But I still have Finley to keep me company - earlier today we were both asleep on the couch and she got too close and put her butt right on me. Hey there little white dog, I am not a pillow!


They're back!

January 16th 2011 7:12 pm
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And me getting my Fancy Feast continues! My humans, well at least two of them came back. So now it is just me and Finley the westie and two people. I'm glad my Fancy Feast suppliers are back, they also give me pets and I like that too. I did leave a stinky poo present for them on the floor, but no more sprayings. At least that they've found so far. I also barfed today - I think I've told them my feelings about everyone leaving. Glad my stomach is feeling better now. Hope every cat is enjoying the nice long weekend.

Thanks to my friend Snow and all the kitties over at the Pure White Kitty Club for giving me an honorary white star. Thanks so much, it was really nice of you! Purrs and headbonks for everyone!


I Made My Family Disappear!

January 14th 2011 11:23 pm
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Just like that boy did in the Home Alone movies! The oldest girl and her dog Whitley had already disappeared a couple of weeks ago to go back to some place called Boston. Then the youngest girl and Maurice and my mom and her dog Finley disappeared. And today my dad disappeared. Everyone has disappeared! The mom and dad and Finley are supposed to be back tomorrow - or so they said. But what am I gonna do? I cannot figure out how to open a can of Fancy Feast myself. There is dry food out for me, but it is not Fancy Feast. Does any cat know how to open Fancy Feast?? I better get a whole lot of Fancy Feast when they come back!!


Glad I'm Inside, Even if Maurice is Here Too!

January 11th 2011 8:12 pm
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Because it is cold and snowy outside!! Brrrr. Very glad I have a nice warm home to live in - even if Maurice is here right now and I have to share it. He is getting so big. I'm having to eat extra, but there is still no way I can keep up. He hops around everywhere, on top of the fridge, on top of the TV - he is crazy. And he is already a lot bigger than me. And he wants to play so much. Mostly I just hiss him when he bothers me like that, but occasionally I'll want to play too. He is going back to his other home later this week, so then it'll be just me and Finley. At least she doesn't bop me on the head!

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