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I Made My Family Disappear!

January 14th 2011 11:23 pm
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Just like that boy did in the Home Alone movies! The oldest girl and her dog Whitley had already disappeared a couple of weeks ago to go back to some place called Boston. Then the youngest girl and Maurice and my mom and her dog Finley disappeared. And today my dad disappeared. Everyone has disappeared! The mom and dad and Finley are supposed to be back tomorrow - or so they said. But what am I gonna do? I cannot figure out how to open a can of Fancy Feast myself. There is dry food out for me, but it is not Fancy Feast. Does any cat know how to open Fancy Feast?? I better get a whole lot of Fancy Feast when they come back!!

Purred by: Wyatt (Catster Member)

January 15th 2011 at 4:31 am

Sorry Jez, I've never figured out how to open those darned cans either. Let me know if you figure it out!
Luv, hugs & sandpaper kisses,
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

January 15th 2011 at 6:19 am

I bet you'll figure out how to make them pay for not being there to open your cans of Fancy Feast, Jez. I wish I could help but I can't open cans, either. :(
Purred by: Lisa P

January 15th 2011 at 9:17 am

Can you use it as a hockey puck and smash it around until it opens? That might work.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

January 15th 2011 at 10:56 am

Find a big rock to roll over to it, drop it on top of the can, and then the contents should be accessible! MOL!

When I first started to read this, I thought you were going to say something about spraying the ultimate stinky or something like that!
Maybe the peeps need a treatment like that for a welcome home gift...
Purred by: ♥Sam (Catster Member)

January 15th 2011 at 11:26 am

Hummmm tough one with those cans. I would show my protest that they didn't leave any fancy feast out. By getting into the biscuits and scattering them all around the room.
Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

January 16th 2011 at 12:35 am

I don't know, Jez.... Maybe if you try knocking the can off the counter. How dare she go away and leave you in such a spot!



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