March 11th 2011 5:13 am
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I got an email that the new iPad2 is here. Well, actually Mom got the email. Don't tell her, but I read her emails when she's not here. I already have pads on all my paws but these new ones are thinner, lighter and faster. I wonder if I should get some. That would make me run faster and I would feel lighter I guess. And maybe I could jump higher too. Pawsome.
I'm gonna ask Mom to order four. One for each of my paws.
Soon to be running as fast as the wind,
March 9th 2011 4:11 pm
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OK I want to know where Mom is keeping my dog. I didn't know we had one but there must be one around here somewhere. We got these Q-Pons in the mail from the petstore. And they are for dog food. This isn't the first time that they've sent us Q-Pons for dog stuff. Mom opened them and was saying something like how interesting.
So if Mom thinks Q-Pons for dog stuff are interesting then she must be keeping a dog somewhere. Maybe he's in the garage or in her office? I would like to meet the pooch. Maybe it's a she dog. Is he/she big or small, nice to cats or not so nice.
Mom, I want to meet my dog. Not nice of you to keep him from me. I think Mietzi speaks a little dog. She could translate.
March 8th 2011 5:27 pm
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Whoo Hoo. I did a little happy dance when Mom finally turned the puter on for us. I'm a DDP today and Mom didn't tell me! That woman! I'll need to run an advertisment for a new secretary. This one is slacking off on the job.
Big Harry from the Friends of Blind Cat Rescue Group made a really cool picture for me. Do you see it? I love it. Thank you Big Harry.
Thanks to Eddy and family for the rosette. It looks fabulous on my fur.
Also thank you to Adam Dylan and family for the green hat. What a neat present.
Thank you to Hazel Lucy and Buddy who stopped by to concatulate.
Also thank yous to
my good friend Molly (yes Molly, some friends and I are still working on the poopie gas idea. It's coming together nicely I think),
Kaci Sunshine - you're my Sunshine on this rainy day,
and last but not least **drum roll** the original Newmie - Mr. Newman himself.
It's been a rainy day here in Iowa. I slept most of the day. Mom bought a new bag of bonbons yesterday. They were on sale because petsmart isn't gonna sell this kind any more. by Nature organic or something like that. They're delicious. I LOVE bonbons but I'm only allowed to have a few or that Crystal chick will come and visit me. I'll go now and beg for some bonbons. You all have a good night.
Paw Script: thank you Diary Girl for picking me. You're pawsome. Love you. Kisses, Timo
February 26th 2011 1:37 pm
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Friends, I need some help figuring this out. I overheard Mom say some strange things. What could she be talking about? Here is what I heard:
A week ago it was two ninety-nine.
On Tuesday Mom really needed some but because it was Xpensive with three Oh seven, she only got a little bit.
On Wednesday Mom kicked herself for not getting more because now it had gone up to three seventeen.
On Furrsday I overheard Mom talking that it is just outrageous and how do they Xpect people to be able to afford it. And three twenty-five was just way too much.
There was alot of grumbling and mumbling and Mom didn't look happy at all. Whatever it is, there seems to be some gas involved. It can't be me. I haven't been gassy lately. I admit, sometimes a tiny amount of gas escapes me. But I don't think it's enough for any of the women in my house to notice.
Now I have noticed that we are a little short on cat food. I hope that she is not talking about cat food. I have been asking for seconds a lot lately. Oh please let it not be cat food! Well, I guess I could cut down a little bit if it would help Mom out.
What could Mom be talking about? Any ideas?
January 30th 2011 2:23 pm
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I've been tagged by my very good friend Moose.
Here is what I am supposed to do.
Name the 5 most annoying things your human does, then tag 5 friends. Here's a few of my Human Pet Peeves....
1. I don't get enough food. Period. It's always gone too fast.
2. Sometimes Mietzi gets to eat in the laundry room and Mom closes the door so that Mietzi can "eat in peace". Very annoying.
3. When Mom gives us Greenies, we get only three pieces. Yes, count them, just three. I'm not supposed to eat dry food or snacks because the Crystal Chick had visited me twice. But Mom, that was years ago, and it was when I was eating only kibble.
4. When Mom sleeps too long, I like to wake her up by licking her hands. It's annoying when she puts her hands under the blanket.
5. Sometimes Mom puts me on a baby scale. I don't like it. I'm a handsome man cat. Who cares about the exact number of pounds and ounces?
Now I am going to tag 5 friends and hope they haven't played this yet.
2.Rumpy Bump (Stumpnots)
January 10th 2011 7:30 pm
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We are so sad about what happened in Tucson, Arizona. I am not going into details because there are kids on this site and everyfur already knows. Why is there so much craziness in the world? Why do humans do this to other humans?
We heard that they are using a CAT scan to find out how to make the lady all better again. Wow, we cats are good for everything. Mom says she has never had a CAT scan and she doesn't know what that is exactly. We think she has many CAT scans every day.
I know, I shouldn't even joke about this. We are praying for
those that got hurt and those that had to make their journey to heaven and for their families. Special prayers for the lady and the family of the little girl.
January 4th 2011 4:25 pm
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So here I am on Catster, the place for CATS. And Catster welcomes me with an invitation to attend a free Potty Training Seminar, MOL. Well, I don't use a pot, I use a box. And I don't need any training on how to use my box. I'm quite good at it. It's pretty simple. My fur-Mom showed me when I was a wee kitten and I caught on really fast. You find the box or some other loose material, dig a hole large enough to hold your stuff, you 'go', then you cover it all up. The last part is actually optional. Sometimes I don't cover up, especially the stinky stuff. That way it serves as an alarm clock for Mom.
Mom says the training is for dogs. Really? ROFL, do dogs have to learn how to go pee and poo? Wow, dogs are even dumber than I thought. I'm not too fond of dogs myself. Can you tell? Maybe I should go to the Potty Training class and give them dogs some pointers. I'll think about that.
Going to use the box now,
January 2nd 2011 1:26 pm
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It’s Sunday afternoon. The sun is shining. We got a fresh box. My belly is full of blue Buffalo and I got to nibble on my cat grass. Our gas fireplace is turned on. I’m resting on a new blankie that I got from a good friend for Christmas and Mom has sprinkled some nip on the blanket. There is a fly toy waiting for me for later. Mietzi is helping Mom read the Sunday paper. Coffee is percolating for Mom. Mietzi has a mini mouse waiting when she feels like playing. There is some nice, soft music playing. Mom is home all day today.
These are some of our favorite things. These are the things that make me happy. There is this woman that I saw on TV a little while ago, I think her name is Opawh, and she told people what her favorite things are. It’s all stuff you can buy and some of it is very high priced. No way could we or even wanted to spend that much money on purrs and shampoo and boots, ugg. Christmas is all about the presents any more and there comes this woman on TV a few days before Christmas and goes right along with all the consumerism. I got all my favorite things right here.
December 24th 2010 11:23 am
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Mom says Santa Paws will be here after she gets back from church. Oh, I can't wait. I hope church isn't very long today.
Right now it's snowing. Everyhthing is white. It looks so nice.
December 23rd 2010 7:41 pm
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I have to sleep only one more night, and then Santa Claus will be here. He comes tomorrow evening. December 24th is called 'Holy Night' in Germany and a holy night it is indeed. Happy Birthday, dear Jesus. Thank you for coming to earth to save us.
I can't wait for Christmas. I have two boxes to unpack. One was sent to us from dear, dear friends that we met on Catster and the other is from our Secret Santa from the PenPaws Group. I'm so excited. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep.
Merry Christmas, dear friends. Wishing you and your family a purrfect Christmas with wonderful treats, toys and lots of play-time spent with your favorite humans. Happy and healthy New Year to all and peace on earth.
From Mietzi and Timo and from Mom too.
Silver bells silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas day