November 7th 2005 1:38 pm
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I’ve been having a major growing spurt lately. This, coupled with my sibling rivalry over Navin, makes me quite cranky at times. He is such a Mommy-hog. I keep trying to tell him that I’m the baby. His standard response to this and my warning growls is to give me that annoying wide-eyed innocent look and then to pounce and chase me up and down the hall in those ridiculous-looking magic pants of his. I hate to tell him, but the only thing magical about those pants is the fact that they stay on him at all! I’d have those suckers off in an instant!
Daddy says that Sue is teaching me kitty cuss words and that I don’t even know what those growls and woofs I make mean. This may be true, but I sure get lots of kisses and attention when I start getting surly. It’s almost like the grumpier I am, the more desperate Mommy and Daddy get. See? I’ve figured out the system!
I feel very superior over my siblings who, as the weather gets colder, get plumper every day. (Let’s not even mention Navin’s ever-growing belly of wonder!). I myself get longer and leaner and handsomer every day. This certainly makes me attractive to any ladies I might encounter. I will have to see if Mommy can take me to Petco soon so I can pick up on chicks.

Jimi Hendrix
The Snugbuggler.