I Love My Mommy More Than Anything!

I'm Just A Crazy Kitty!!!

May 18th 2009 2:57 pm
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Oooohhh, Mommy got SO MAD at me the other day 'cause I trotted right into her bedroom, jumped up on the bed, turned my little white butt around and PEEEEEEED on her curtains. An' since her bed is right up against the window, that means her blankies got all wet, too. She wasn't too happy...she tried to squirt me with water, but I was too fast for her, heh heh heh!!! I scrambled into the livin' room and attacked the cat trees like a crazy kitty and she came out of her room with a bunch of blankies and the curtains, yelling "I DON'T JUST DO LAUNDRY, I DO INSANE CAT LAUNDRY!!!"

Yeah, I was feelin' pretty good. I'm not sure why she got so mad, I'm just tellin' all the other kitties that SHE'S MY MOMMY AND NOBODY ELSE'S MOMMY AND I WANT HER ALL TO MYSELF, NO OTHER KITTIES CAN HAVE HER. I peed it there before, and it shoulda stayed like that, but nooooooo, SOME OTHER KITTIES had to pee right over it, so I had to re-do it. I can't have any other kitties thinkin' they're Mommy's One And Only Dandy-Lion!!! There's just no way, Dude. And besides, I don't even know what laundry is, but it must not be very much fun, 'cause she only yells when she isn't having very much fun. Luckily, that's not too often, otherwise, we'd all go deaf or somethin'.

 

I Love Everybody!

May 4th 2009 4:49 pm
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Even Linus, the guy who owns Mommy's house. I like to jump in his lap while he weatches TV, and I try to give him kisses on his face, but he always pushes me away and complains. I don't care, I just go hit up Mommy, or go chase Freckles the Ranch Kitty, or challenge Sunshine to a duel for the alpha kitty spot. Last night, Mommy actually stopped cleaning house long enough to watch some Scottish Highland guys doing crazy things in their games, so after Linus threw me off his lap, I went right over to her and crawled up on her chest and plopped myself down, making sure I blocked her view of the TV so she would pay total attention to me, and maybe even let me have some of her oatmeal chocolate chip cookie ice cream. She gave me a piece of provolone cheese, and I ate the whole thing without biting off a piece, I just grabbed it up in my mouth and nom-nom-nom, it was gone!!!

 

BUB-BI-DY-BUBIS, YOUR MOMMY IS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!

April 7th 2009 4:15 pm
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Crazykittycrazykittycrazykitty!!!!!

You're FAMOUS, Poo poo head!!! Did you see what you got?

"Most Fabulous -er-est Kitty of the Universe!!!!"

Well, maybe as far as Mommy is concerned.

"Champion tail-chaser-inside a-covered-kittybox!"

Kaboooooshkaboooooshkabooooooshkaboo ooshkaboooosh!!!!!!

Okay, at Mommy's house, anyway.

"World's Biggest Drama Queen!"

"WAAAAAAW": BOOM-SCRAAAAPE-THUD!!!! (Wails piteously, launches entire body at closed door, hits it as hard as possible, slides down front of door, lands on floor on all fours, repeats continuously until desired results achieved.)

Well, Mommy thinks it's cute enough for an award.

And look, you were chosen for Diary of the Day, Boo Boo Boy! Mommy's got an extra big hug and a hundred and one kitty kisses for you, and some kitty food, too! Your favorite, Poo poo head!

K? ; )

See you when I get home!!!!!

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Pee, Pee, Pee!!!!!

April 2nd 2009 10:27 am
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I am very mad at my Mommy 'cause there's new kitties in the house. I tried to make friends with 'em, but they hissed and swatted at me, so now I just go chase 'em around and I pee on everything, everywhere! I know they're homeless, but they don't gotta be so mad and mean, 'cause Mommy takes good care of them and I DID try ta make friends first, ya know. So, I got good reason to pee mad, heh heh! But I know I'm a mischief maker, and I know I gotta be a good boy, so I'll try harder to kiss up to Mommy while she's watching TV. Tonight, when she gets home from wherever she goes when she leaves at 6 in the morning and I'm not even up yet.

 

I Love My Mommy!!!

February 19th 2009 11:25 am
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I Love My Mommy, I Love My Mommy, I Love My Mommy, I just want to tell the whole world how much I love my MOMMY!!!!

Yestyerday, she went to a funeral, and when she got home, she was so sad, she said she missed our friend Bear who used to live in the back. He's the biggest human I've ever seen. He came to the front house to visit a lot, and I liked to jump up on his shoulders 'cause he loves to pet kitties. I always get lots of attention from Mommy's friends. But Mommy was sad and said she misses Pookie and she misses Bear, and she cried, so I crawled into her lap and licked her tears and nuzzled her face a lot. I get to do that a lot these days, and I like it a lot!

I AM A VERY HAPPY KITTY!!!!

 

I Am Dandelion The Wonder Cat!!!

January 12th 2009 4:42 pm
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I can do just about anything.

I am Mister Happy-Go-Lucky, Mommy calls me her Gregarious Clown.

I can fetch and open cabinets and doors. I can get food out of a bag and out of its wrapper without hardly tearing up the paper at all.

One time I did such a good job getting tacos out of Linus's Del Taco bag and out of their wrappers, he still thinks Mommy ate his food to this day.

My favorite thing is, getting into everything and driving my Mommy crazy. She gets SO MAD, I think it is very funny. I am nothing but an imp, always running around like a crazy kitty, acting like a kitten even though I am five years old now. I love to play with the baby kitties when Mommy gets foster babies. I teach them to hunt and play.

Mommy's writing this for me and she has to go, so see you later.

 
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