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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF QUINCY-BEAN.. (YEA, THAT SOUNDS GOOD..MOL)

1-800-SMELLING SALTS

Okay, yes, I am a boy kitty.. And yes, I admit it isn't very manly needing smelling salts.. But I found myself in a swoon this morning when my Momma pulled up my Catster page.. And no it wasn't over the latest pic she added of me (especially since it seems she hasn't added any, bad Momma!! Will meow with her about that..) But up on the screen, right below my main pic is MY BEAUTIFUL MUFFIN!!!!!! Yes, looking right at me!! Oh My Carp!! I can pull her up night and day and day and night!! And no, Don't go getting any of those ideas I know you are getting about me pulling up her pic at night.. I know how you CCL's are!! My Momma moniters all my puter activities and I have waaaay too much respect for MY BEAUTIFUL MUFFIN to treat her in such a manner!! So there!!
Well, I am off to send her one of me so she can gaze longingly and lovingly at it just as I am at hers!! And of course to meow at my Momma about putting up new pics of ME on my page for me to gaze at as well..
The Bean

1-800-HOLD THE TUMBLE-FLOOFS

Okay, First of all, we all know that stress causes us to have more tumblefloofs.. Second of all, We all know that when the Momma doesn't feek good she hates tumble-floofs more than ever..

Here's the situation..
My Muffin's Momma went away on vacation for a whole week, and only returned a couple of days ago, I still haven't heard from Muffin.. Yes, I know how much work coming home from vacation is.. You have to catch up up on mail and phone calls.. Then you have, WAIT, first you have to give the kitties lovin's and lovin's and more lovin's, then you do the mail and phone call thing.. While doing the mail and phone call thing you listen intently to the kitties telling you stories about how horrible you were to have left them alone furever!! And of course you then put your phone calls on hold cause you have to respond and console the kitties.. But I am thinking Muffin's Momma needs to Share The Love Here and get in touch with me and let me know her and Muffie are okay over there!!
THE STRESS IS CAUSING ME EXCESSIVE TUMBLE-FLOOFING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Momma has not been feeking berry good lately.. How am I supposed to hold back on the tumble floofs if I am so stressed? I need a doctor, some medicine, SOMETHING.. Can anyone help me???? This is not a good time of year for this to happen as my winter coat is growing in.. aarrgghhh.. so much fur to hold in.. I am dialing now.. 1-800-HOLD THE TUMBLE-FLOOFS.. Will let you know if they have any good suggestions.. Please pawmail me if YOU have any good ideas..
The Bean

1-800-ONLY THE LONELY..

Yes, I am *sniffing* away over here.. Not only are Momma and skin-bro gone all the time, my Muffin's pawrents are on vacation!! We can't meow at each other till they come home! Where is the justice??

I so do not do well with noone around, have Feline Alone Trauma Syndrome, (well, I think that is what they call it) and now I can't even meow with my Muffie.. Oh My The Horror!! (hhmmm, note to self, check on Edgar and see how he is dealing without his Bessie)..

Well, I am off to wallow in self pity.. Maybe leave extra tumble-floofs around to show my pure disdain for the whole situation.. I know, will thud around and look pitiful till Momma decides that she can just stay home more and love me to pieces.. So many choices..
The Bean