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iced tea & lemonade

There is alway this big flag glass wherever my mom is .it ice and lite brown stuff in it.i decided to have a taste when no one was looking .now i like warm green tea annd alsoi like sleepy time tea. just a small sip.
well anyway i watched the glass for awhile mom was reading.i creeped closer and took a sip MOL,this stuff was wonderful,i went back for another big sip ,all of a sudden i heard RUBYJANE,what are you doing.i flash the big sad eyes & just sit there.i know this is ano no ,but it was soo good.she ask if i wanted more YES YES.i dance around more,oh thank you . so she put it in my drinking bowl.guess what it wasn,t good! what happened to it going from the glass to the bowl?? i did not drink it.i took a nap,when i woke there was the flag glass sitting on mom ,s desk .i gotta try it again i just had too know.just a little sip,yes!it was wonderful.maybe the glass is majic.i am going to be very careful not too get caught and have a small sip of this wonderful icedtea &lemonade when no one is looking.maybe that the majic.no one knows.

RUBYJANE 8/22/11

Scout & the nap spots

dear diary
first things first.why we had to have 3 more cast in this house is behond me.iam a lovely cat very cuddly and sweet if i must say so myself!i had a very nice quiet forever home. then mom found Roo. he was nice respectful and didn,t try to take all my things .we got along fine.

next thing we knew our dad found 2feral kittens ,Scout & Xena.now our life really changed no more quiet,everything changed.they tore things up,scrathed everthing in sight.well anyway you know how kittens are. Roo&I waited for them to grow up.they have.Xena is a very sweet little thing. Scout is not sweet and is very big .he has the biggest feet i have ever seen except for Ruskin the dog. oh well back to my problem.
Scout,will not leave me in peace.i have several nap spots,he wants them all .expecially the one iam in.i move he moves.
mom say he loves me and wants to lay by me .NEWS FLASH" Ido love him .i hiss .spit & growl at him ,he just looks at me!
he,s big and very handsome.he is the sheriff a cowboy no less.but if doesn,t leave me & my nap spots alone.iam going to demote him down to a toad.iam the Queen.i do not care if he loves me!! I WILL NAP IN PEACE

STEPS

Now Roo is going to get steps.this is so he can get on the new bed. do you belive that? iam the Queen ,i don,t have steps. he said we could use his steps but i don,t want to i want my own steps!! i never get anything.well thats not true but sometimes it feels like that.iam supposed to be in charge here since i been here the longest.however no one tells me anything.
Roo is a flyer why would he need steps,i however am queen and older i do need them.
Roo said we could call them the Queen steps . that made me so happy . you know he is really a nice guy,i think i will let him use my steps, but not Xena she is always hissing at me,even if i don,t do anything. i think i want the steps painted red my favorite color.this is gooing to be fun my steps,