November 4th 2008 8:43 pm
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Mommy is out of town right now...and I have been keeping a close eye on Daddy while she is gone. He went in to give my sister Daisy some fresh water this morning and I wanted to help him, so I snuck into her room too. Daddy yelled at me because he didn't want me to go in...can't let me stay in there with her all day. I ran in the room, jumped up on the kitty climbing tree, and went to town scratching on the sisel rope.

Daddy went to scoop me up, and put me outside of the bedroom...well, I got scared and I flung out my nails (which I had just sharpened). I inflicted a nice slice across Daddy's wrist...he had a flap of skin hanging down from my handiwork. Of course he bled like a sieve AGAIN! Remember when I got his toes??? This time Daddy told Mommy that I had amputated his hand and that he was keeping the severed hand in the fridge. I think he must be kidding.