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August 12th 2010 12:28 pm
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Dear Diary,

Just wanted to check in with you to let you know I'm okay. Mommy says I'm fat & sassy....just like always. :)

I say I'm NOT fat. I'm big boned. I keep telling Mommy I exercise all the time!

Every time she goes up or down the stairs, I go with her, and she goes up & down the stairs a LOT. She forgets my legs are much shorter than hers, so I really get a workout running stairs.

I jump onto the kitchen counters all the time and sometimes even keep going up to the top of the fridge. Of course, I always have to take a nap if I get up there. I also jump way up high onto the china cabinet, but again....then I have to nap.

Whenever Mommy sits in the bathroom (you know what I mean) I rub her legs. Then I jump & rub at the same time. Over and over until she is "finished."

I have to jump in the laundry room to get to our water fountain. I tell ya, she doesn't make it easy for me. How would she like it if SHE had to jump for her water!?!?!

If only Mommy would exercise as much as I do, she'd be back into those skinny jeans in no time flat.

Your Big-boned, svelte furriend,


Memorial Weekend Goodies

May 31st 2010 11:56 pm
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Dear Diary,

Mommy has done some mumbling lately about changes to Catster. She likes most of the changes, but thinks there are still some "kinks" to be worked out...whatever THAT means.

Many kitties have been SO nice to us this weekend. We (me, Ringo, Muffin, Bessie, Paulie, Bob, Critter, Sammie, Katie, Mollie & Buddy)were given lots of yummy treats....hamburgers, wienies, watermelon & ice cream!! OMC, we've been eating like little pigs all weekend!. We ALL want to thank all of our friends who gave us these nommy treats and hope you all had wonderful weekends.

Mommy has been grumbling because she noticed some weird things today. Buddy & I each got several hamburgers & things to eat this weekend but Mommy didn't get a single email telling her so. She got emails when our furblings got treats, but not when we did. Without doing something she calls a spreadsheet or writing everything down on paper...Mommy says she can't even keep track. This may be because it's almost 2 o'clock in the morning, or it may be because it is confusing. Anyway.....I hope no one gets mad at me or Mommy because we didn't write individual thank you notes for our nice gifts. I hope that if I say "thank you" from all of us, you will understand.

To all our kitty friends who gave us yummy goodies & sent us well wishes for the long Memorial Weekend.......THANK YOU!!!

We hope you all had a fun & safe weekend!




May 10th 2010 7:04 am
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Dear Diary,

I hate, hate, HATE the furminator!!!




August 6th 2009 10:39 pm
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Dear Diary,

Last night Mommy talked to Mama. They sure do like each other. Every time they talk, Mommy turns on something she calls "speaker phone." IDK what that is, but I can hear my Mama's voice and she tells me sweet nothings. Ringo and I both heard her voice last night. It made us happy. Then we ate our kibble.

Mama says she's going to come see me, Ringo, Muffin, Mommy & Daddy as soon as she can. That will be so fun. I can't wait to see her!!!

Your pal,

PS Mama says she's going to make a video of her, Elvis, Misha & Daisy. I can't wait to see it!!!!


What the????

July 12th 2009 3:58 pm
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Dear Diary,

I don't know what's going on. Mommy bought us new boxes last week cuz she said someone was hanging their butt over the side & peeing. She thought maybe our box wasn't big enough. Now, one of our boxes isn't where it's supposed to be!

Turns out, my poor brofur Ringo has been sick. He's the one peeing on the floor, not me. Mom didn't know which one of us was sick until she saw me use the box (aren't I a good boy!) and then she saw Ringo peeing on the carpet. Muffin usually goes outside, so she was not a suspect. The next day Mommy took Ringo & Muffin both to the doctor man. She took Ringo to see if he was sick and she took Muffin cause she was due for her shots & stuff. It is the only time I've ever been here all by myself. I was sure glad to see her when she came home!

I'll have to make sure Ringo uses the other big box until we get our favorite one back to use.

My Dad brought home a dead chicken today. He is cooking part of it outside on the grill, but he left some on the kitchen counter just for me. Well.....he says it wasn't really just for me, but he didn't get mad at me for helping myself to part of the yummy chicken inside parts. I got the liver. I didn't tell Ringo or Muffin it was there. hehehe

No other news today.

Your friend,



July 5th 2009 11:25 am
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Dear Diary,

My Mommy & Daddy like to go to anteeek stores and sometimes they bring stuff home. They like something called Deco Art or Art Deco.... oh, I don't know, it all looks the same to me. Mommy also likes stuff that is red and she puts red stuff in the food room. Daddy always says, "where are you going to put that?". Mommy always manages to find a place. Well, she put some of that red stuff on top of the big cold box in the food room.

I love to sleep on top of the big cold box. It's high and I can see lots of stuff from up there. The stuff on top of the big cold box has been there since before Ringo & I came here to live. I get up there all the time (why does Mommy wonder why sometimes there are pretty grey hairs inside the big cold box? They are mine, I gave them to her!)

She put a basket of fake apples up there, and a nut grinder w/a red top and a mixing bowl w/a red handle and an old ice bucket with penguins on it. She says the penguin thing was her Great Aunt's. There isn't much room up there for ME!

Anyway, I was up there yesterday, just minding my own business. I decided to streeeeetch out just a know, the way kitties do. All of a sudden, that penguin thing FLEW off the top of the big cold box!!!! The top part of it landed on the counter and the bottom part of it landed on the floor and hit our food dish! Oh boy, did that ever make a bunch of noise and make a big mess!!!!! Skeered our Mommy & Daddy, who both happened to be in the kitchen keeping me company at the time.

After Mommy picked up our food from all the floor, she made me get down (the nerve!) and she put the penguin thing back up there. So you know what?? I did it again!!!!!!!

The penguin thing now lives in another room and there is room for ME up there now!

I R smart!



...and MORE stickers!

July 1st 2009 7:56 pm
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Dear Diary,

I think this sticker plan might be working. I got one yesterday and another one today. Of course that whiney sister of mine got them too. You know what? I kind of like not getting trouble. Mommy has been giving me lots of extra lovin' and telling me what a gooooood boy I am.

We got some new stuff today from PetSmart that might help us even more.

Your pal,


We got Stickers!

July 1st 2009 12:14 am
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Dear Diary,

I got one today!!!!! So did Muffin! T''was a good day at our house. :)



June 29th 2009 1:35 pm
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Dear Diary,

My Mommy had a long talk with me & Muffin about getting along better. She's trying to think of a way to make us both behave better.

Muffin is such a whiney baby. She's always screaming & hissing & growling at me. But....I kind of stalk her & I chase her all the time. I think it's fun, but she doesn't like it. Mommy & Daddy have been upset with us.

Anyway, Muffin doesn't like Greenies, so Mom doesn't want to use them as bribes. Besides, I would eat hers, too.

So, Mommy said she's going to do stickers for us. Every day we get along, we get a sticker!!!

Today, we don't get any stickers. :(



Photo Contest

May 10th 2009 12:38 am
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Dear Diary,

Flowers, shmowers!!!! Okay, so Mommy picked some pretty flowers today. She wouldn't let us eat them, so...what's the point?

I stalked Muffin for awhile today, but mostly I helped Mommy with her paperwork. She needed me to lay on top of her papers, chew on her paperclips and sleep in her chair every time she left the room. I was a lot of help. She thanked me, I'm sure of it.

She kept mumbling something about me scratching her on her face and on her chest during the night.....she needs to pet me when I want her to!


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