May 29th 2008 9:32 pm
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kaya: OFFICIALLY it's my kill, cause i put the bite on the little sucker...
shyloh: but i helped...i really, really helped!!
k: yep, you did...you made sure that mousie had nowhere to go...nowhere to run to, baybee...nowhere to hide...
s: he coulda hid
k: 'cept he couldn't get there fast enough...
(sinister snickers and identical wicked grins)
s: oooh!! tell effuryone the best part!
k: oh, yeah!! we has counter amnesty, now...
s: we is free-range kittehs!!
k: the human folk has finally figured out that when we hang out on the counters and the stove and stuff we are just doing our job. fulfilling our destiny.
s: being all that we can be.
k: serving a higher master.
s: answering the call of the wild.
k: following in the pawsteps of our ancestors.
s: they makes their silly rules...
k: but the law of the jungle...
k&s: IS LAW...KILL- OR DIE OF THE BLACK PLAGUE.
s: promote health & hygiene-let your cat walk where it will.
k: there's a REASON all places are alike to us, you know...
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