August 2nd 2009 5:16 pm
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I am a cat and my paws do not have long enough fingers to type with. As a result I need a typist to write my diary for me. My beloved momma has poor eye sight, and can not see well, so I have to hire a typist. I hired my human sister who is willing to do my typing for a few cents. However, It has been brought to my attentions she is an idiot. not a little idoit but a big idiot. She made a big mistake, and it something noone else would do especially my momma. What did she do? She implyed that yesterday was my birthday. Well, my birthday was not yesterday or will it be next Saturday. My birthday is the 7 th of August. You would think she would be smart enough to know that, but I guess not. It is kind of heartbreaking she did not know when my birthday is. You think she could she on the calander that my birthday is on Friday the 7th as it is written in big bold letters. My she is an nucklehead. If I could find a typist willing to work cheap I would fire this ding bat in a minute family or not. If any one knows of a typist who works cheap let me know.
Special Angel kitty Lucy