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The Story of Max(started on 1/1/08)

OUTSIDE

Today my owners took me outside. Last year they added some new things in their yard, because I escaped. They added a higher fence, and a deep bottemless bathtub. Today my owner took me to the big bathtub. I started to panick, my brain was thinking of what they would do to me. They were going to through me into the pond like water holder! So I thought fast. I used my karate move on them and they released me. For I struck terror into their hearts. They shrieked as they walked slowly away from me. At that moment I knew something had to be done. I look at the tall fence. I would have to jump over the fence. Ready! Set! G.... They picked me up and brought me in. I now sit and stare at what could of been.




MAX,

Crazy!

It has been crazy for the past two weeks. Some of the humans went skiing, so guess what, I could not get a hold of the computer with out having to be picked up, because they saw me by the door waiting to escape, and then put me in the basement. Good they left I have the whole house to my self, except for the one who almost always stays home. What’s this? NOOOOOO! They (the three who are left) are taking out their bags. Do you know what that means? If you said catsitter you are right, and do you know what catsitter means, it means a whole week in the basement, with no computer! Even the dog is gone; he is going to a kennel until they come back. At least there are more of his kind there, can you believe that I have not seen another cat in 2 years. I feel sooooo alone.

Max

OH, I almost forgot. I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is my number? If you get it right, or if you are the closest, I will buy you a Rosette!

A Scientific Break Through!

Guess what I found. Go ahead guess. Ok, I will tell you. There is something that the humans call FIRE! It got pretty cold yesterday, because the humans were going in and out of the little white aliens that come and visit every year, they call the other organisms SNOW. So anyway it was cold. I sat next to the fire then I saw and pretty flower caught on a web in the fire cave. I was about to grab it, but then the humans caught me. The thing I found out was the edge of this thing is a good scratching post.

Max