Letters from The Rainbow Bridge

It's been a year...

November 2nd 2008 4:23 pm
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So a year ago I got 'the calling' to make my way to Rainbow Bridge. I was quite shocked at the time because I'd only just been rescued and I was actually starting to enjoy life again, even though I still didn't feel too good healthwise, y' know...
Anyway, when you get 'the calling' there's nothing you can do about it...you just have to go with the flow. So I flowed on over the Rainbow Bridge and immediately I KNEW this was the place to be...yes siree!

As I already told you, I was welcomed by Bono who took me back to his houseboat and told me all about Rainbow Bridge. They say you come here to wait for your humans but man I aint waitin' for NOBODY!! I want to stay here for ALL eternity. I think the humans just say that to make themselves feel better! Like as if we've got nothing better to do than to wait for THEM *rolls eyes*.

It's paradise here...warm...safe...and interesting too! There's always something going on and new 'Bridgers' coming along. It's not like on the streets where everyone's on edge and looking for a fight - here we all get along and we're just relaxed and happy.

So tonight, I'm having a special Rainbow Bridge anniversary party and all my Bridge buds are invited. It's on the houseboat and its a barbecue with reams of fresh MEAT and FISH to put on the grill (or eat it raw - your choice!). We have crates of catnip ale and the finest catnip wines known to the felinity. Later on, there will be a limbo dancing competition and the winner gets his own speedboat, to speed around the milk lakes of Rainbow Bridge!

Good luck to all entrants! I've been limbering up all day!

 
 

Rufus Angel


 

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