My Brofur Tried To Suffocate Me Tonight In My Own Home

I am outraged! Tonight, whilst peacefully slumbering under the lovely, cozy covers on Meowmy's bed, I suddenly awoke to realize that I was trapped in there. TRAPPED! It was pitch dark and I could not get out. Why, you are asking yourself? Because a certain large tuxedo cat was sitting on them right where I usually exit. Yes! I had to call and call for Meowmy to come in and free me - she was shocked to see Humphrey sitting on the covers, and now he's pretending that is was an "accident". An accident, my paw!

Just wait 'til tommorow when *someone* will be pounced on when they least expect it.....

I'm Being Discriminated Against!

Well, even though Meowmy renewed for Plus in plenty of time fur it to not run out, I see that only Humphrey and my sweet doggy angel sister Greta's pages are Plus, while mine is regular. Eeeeeesh is all I have to say about that! Where are all my photos and my nice photo borders and captions?! I wonder if Humphrey had something to do with this? I'm going to go chase him around the house now until he fesses up!

I still say, I am The Top Cat in our house! *scampers off*

I Simply Will NOT Tolerate Interruptions To My Heated Cat- Bed!

The other night was just very, very annoying, to say the least! I was lounging in my lovely heated cat bed, when all of a sudden, all the lights went out in our apartment and the entire building.

Meowmy got out some candles, and we heard lots of furry, furry irritating loud noises out in the alley behind our home. My heated cat bed quickly became a non-heated, regular cat bed and the entire thing was just most bothersome.

Meowmy opened our back door to see what was going on, and there were lots of men milling about, and trucks and all sorts of commotion, so I took it open myself to march out the door to tell them off! Humphrey and I are not allowed outside ever, and we never have any interest in going there, but I was very annoyed!
I started off down the stairs so I could yell at them, but Meowmy grabbed me and plunked me back inside.

Well, I was not happy about that at all, because I am most certain that had I been allowed to go down there and tell them off, our electricity would have come back on much sooner. As it was, I had to wait three whole hours (!!!) for my heated cat bed to be warm again, and for us to have lights again. Meowmy told us stories and kept us amused, but really, as the Top Cat of our house, I still feel it was my place to order those men around and get things back to normal! Thank catness it's all over, but I still think I was right MOL!

I'm Home From The Vet's And So Happy

Humphrey and I had a wonderful Kitmus, thanks to our Secret Santa, and some of our other wonderful furriends and of course, Meowmy. We got lots of fun prezzies, toys, treats, catnip and Meowmy got us a neato box that has lots of paw shaped holes all along the sides and top of it, filled with small toys and goodies and we can reach our paws in and pull things out. I figured out how to do that the minute I saw it, but some other people in this house were sort of afraid of it and didn't get the hang of it 'til much later that night. I'm not only much older, but apparently, I'm much smarter too!

I had to go to the vet's yesterday though (not nearly as much fun as new toys and treats!), and did my usual yelling all the way there in the car, which Meowmy always enjoys so much! I have to have my teeth cleaned yearly, and Meowmy was afraid this time I might have to have one or two pulled because I am an older boy now at 15, but happily, I didn't have to, and had a great check up. The doctor - (who calls me "Roger honey") - did a full work up of blood tests, and all my organs are in purrfect working order, which made me and Meowmy furry happy to find out, because I know by this age, it's not unusual fur older kitties to have some problems. I'm home now, enjoying my castle, with clean fresh breath and healthy gums, and my little brother is hiding in his "office" (the hall closet), because I'm back mwahahahaha!

He had Meowmy all to himself overnight while I was gone, but that's all over now - heehee! I can't wait to have my furst meal at home tommorow (only water 'til tommmorow, doctor's orders), and enjoy playing with our new Kitmus toys! There's no place like home!

I hate to bother anyone, but is there any way someone can- help us with a screenshot?

Mommy has no idea how to do those and I am a Diary Pick Of The Day today and my photo is on the community home page - it would be so nice to have a picture of that but we don't know how to do it?! I'm glad I'm wearing my suave fedora in the picture MOL! Thank you to anyone who can help us!

My Brother and His Neurotic Behaviors

You know, I'd so very much prefer to write a diary entry about myself but no, since I see Humphrey is avoiding writing about this in his diary, I'm simply going to have to do it for him.

Every time Mommy gets dressed to go out, puts on a coat and shoes and so on, Humphrey freaks out and runs to his "office" (our hall closet) and hides. Yes, he acts like he doesn't know her, and yet when she is lounging around the house in pajamas or some such, he is happy as can be. The minute the coat comes out and is put on? Total panic! Mommy and I cannot figure it out at all, since he has not been to the vet's in years, so we don't think that's it.

Get a grip on yourself, I've told him more than once! He seems to not recognize her any more or something. I think it's a bit melodramatic of him and hope he stops it one of these days. What if he had to got the vet's? Will Mommy have to take him there in her pajamas? It's just silly!

I'm glad that I am a mature and informed gentleman of the world cat, who has NO neurotic quirks! Okay I do like to eat flowers and curling ribbon - not allowed! - but I stand by the fact that I simply have unusual gourmet tastes......

How I'd Like To Spend My Birthday

Well, I already received a lovely gift from Mommy - a nice big, wide cardboard, horizontal scratcher, which I've been enjoying laying on and breaking in. I think I am also getting some very scumptious Fancy Feast for lunch, and din din, so I'm quite excited about that. But, what I'd really like for my birthday is

A. Be allowed to chase Humphrey all over the house without being admonished by Mommy to "Stop It!!".

B. Mommy all to myself for the entire day and evening, with her not being on the computer, and Humphrey not trying to share her with me. When my birthday is over, we can go back to sharing, although I will always be the Top Cat in our home.

C. I'm furry pleased to be turning 15, and looking forwards to this furry special day with my family. Humphrey, if you're reading this, just remember, Mommy is mine all day today! And I may just sit in the top of your cat tree too, if I feel like it - after all, on one's birthday, you should get to do all the things you like!

P.S. I just returned from getting a *certain someone* off of my new scratcher - I caught him! I may have a busy day ahead of me, gaurding both my new present and Mommy - eeesh!

Facebook is not fur cats and we wants no part of it!!

It's just not. Ugggggggh and also, a giant HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to it! It's like a giant cult and also a dangerous site to be on if you want your computer to be safe - crawling with viruses and other creepy things. To each their own, but it's not fur us. Humphrey has a little page so we can check the movie schedule for a wonderful revival theatre near us for Mommy, but we are not members of that community and never, ever will be. It is one of the things that is ruining Catster.

On a slightly different note, we are enjoying the cooler evenings now of Fall, and my brother and I have been running around the house lots more, now that the temps are dropping. It's frisky weather, hooray!

Mommy finally found one of my Kitmus prezzies she hid in the- closet last year and guess what?

Mommy can be kind of an idiot at times - we love her, but seriously, she's a bit of a space cadet. She hid one of my prezzies fur Kitmus last year in the back closet and then? She couldn't find it! Eesh! Today she finally found it and? I don't care fur it, thank yew furry much. It's a crinkle sack and neither Humphrey nor I care to have a thing to do with it. I prefer nice brown paper bags, and plastic ones are also lovely to run my paws over, over and over again, and this thing from the pet store is simply inferior! Rejected! She even tried putting some catnip inside it, but I'm sorry - it's now August, and I just think it's too little too late, for catness sake!

On a more pawsitive note, Mommy is finally on some really good antibiotics and we should be able to come back and play here a bit! We hope you will stop by the Pawsitive Pawsee and enter our Caption the Photo Contest we have efurry week - it's loads of fun!

Appalling Goings On At Our House This Weekend!

I'm still in shock, over the abomnable way my brother Humphrey turned on me last night, in a very ugly episode involving our cat tree. It's well known, and has been understood from the day he moved in here, September 7th, 2006, that *I* am the Top Cat in our home, and that is the final meow on the matter!

Although for years now I've been enjoying playing Chase The Little Brother, and also Make The Little Brother Get Away From Mommy, out of the blue, he snapped last night. He drove me, *me* of all people, out of the cat tree, and swatted me in the face when I tried to get back up! I feel that this constitutes Elder Abuse, as I am, after all, 14 years old, and should always be treated with the respect I deserve at my age.

I'm very shocked and appalled and all I can say is some people better be watching over their shoulders when they pass by the couch and I am laying on it.

I have always been the Top Cat, this is not negotiable, and I will not be usurped! Word to the wise....