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Mimi's Diary

What NOT To Do When Your An Outside Cat and Want Your- Pawrents' Chips

For inside cats: If you were an outside cat, would you always wonder what was inside Mom's house? Well lucky you! You LIVE inside...I'm an outsider...I've NEVER been inside! Well, except one time...but I was so young I can't remember..I think that was when I lived at grandma's house when I was trapped in a kennel! (Phew...I'm glad grandma's grandchildren own me now..I don't have to be trapped in a kennel in the kitchen smelling cherry cobbler!!)


Well, Yesterday night, I was at the back door, looking at Mom eating chips...not just any chips, CLASSIC POTATO CHIPS!! Maybe a good toy... meow, I thought, Cant I have something good? Once in a while I get spiders in my food bowl, and mom gets all the clean stuff! hmpf! Mom took the love seat out of the room, and moved a bigger love seat in in! The new love seat had 3 cushions for 3 people to sit on...Wait...a love seat can only have 2 cushions..what's it called? Oh! a COUCH I mean!

Here comes the couch,
all big and wide!

Well, mom wouldn't let me have ANY chips. When mom opened the door--ZOOM! Hehe, I thought, CHIPPIES!!! But ZERPLOP! Mom picked me up and put me OUTSIDE...With my bro Muzzy, and me and Muzzy's dad, Jake.

And THATS why outside cats SHOULD NOT TAKE THEIR PAWRENTS' CHIPS!!!