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My dad has arrived here in the States for 2 weeks of R&R!!!! Yay! Mom and I are so happy and excited to see him!
Dad was kinda worried that I'd forget about him, because we've been separated for 10 months now. Silly dad - I'd never forget about you! When he walked through the front door, I greeted him, and allowed him to pick me up and cuddle with me. :-)
So, it's off for more cuddling, playing and biting time with Pops for the next 14 days. See y'all around!
Rarely do my thoughts turn to what it means to be me, but when I do, I just can't get over how pawsome I am.
I'm not saying I represent perfection - only the infinite is purrfect. But I am awesome and extraordinary. And because I'm blessed with greatness, sometimes I simply don't know how to deal with that on a daily basis. To sum all this up, I'll borrow a line from Bret "the Hitman" Hart and say, "I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
And to all you cats out there, you're all pawsome too. Look at yourselves at the mirror and you will see, you are touching everyone else around you with greatness. They may not see it, but we do!
SUBJECT: Quality of Life Improvement Measures at Casa de Pumpkin Puss
I am bringing up this subject due to recent developments that have occurred at our household - issues that have raised some concern with me and my cohorts at Catster. While I am extremely happy and content with my living arrangements at home, I have concluded that there is also room for improvement.
These are my primary areas of concern:
1. Not spending enough time on Catster. I am gently reminding you that the Internet is not all about Facebook, email, other forums and your personal blog. In addition to being Mom, you are also my personal assistant, and as such, you are responsible for regularly updating my Catster diary and other Catster-related items. A minimum of 2 hours per day on Catster is an acceptable baseline, though if you exceeded that, I would have no complaints.
2. Tuna and food supply: my recommendation here is that you feed me more tuna, in addition to salmon, pizza, and stir-fry. Also, provide me more Greenies.
3. Play-time. Again, "more" is the mantra you want to aim for. More play-time equals a happier Pumpkin.
4. Biting time. Keep in mind that while I'm a domestic short hair, I am also descended from some of the most vicious predators on this planet. Yes, I am a fierce jungle beast and I will not stop biting you, Dad, or anyone else. I understand that you feel a bit uncomfortable when I bite your ankles or your forearm, but I am what I am. Therefore, I feel that my request here is reasonable - that I continue biting you without any issues or complaints.
Thank you for reading my memo, and I expect these measures to be implemented as quickly as possible.
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