Oh Ma! How could you!

Oh Ma! How could you! I heard you talking about how you had a nice ride on the train today because a 6-month old beagle named Lily sat next to you. Not only did you say friendly hellos, she gave you a doggy kiss right on your nose. I am so glad I don't ever give you a kitty kiss on the nose and now I never will.

getting chased

I don't know what's gotten into Meep. He played so hard this morning I cried out twice. And had to hide under the sofa. I ran in between the recycling bags in the kitchen, into the living room and under the sofa where Meep is too big to go. I tried to give him a few swats from the safety of my hidey hole. He jumped up on the sofa and batted down at me. Then he realized that wasn't going to make me come out so he sat at the end of the sofa and stared at me. Meowmie said he was "mousing" me. Finally he gave up, we got breakfast and settled down. Every once in a while he is a wild child like he was when he was a kitten. Meowmie, could you please make him run around chasing toys more so he doesn't bite me?

Purring

I love purring. Right now I am especially purring for Friendcat and family and Jasmine Delilah and family. This is how it works: I meow pathetically at meowmie and roll around and snatch her arm and rub her face and bump my head under her armpit, all the while getting scritches and pets and brushing. Lots of scritches and brushing. And I purr and purr and purr. Such a win/win/win situation--I get lots of attention, meowmie feels good petting me, and all the purrs go to the furs in need. I am not sure how they are transmitted but I guess there is a universal purr transmitter out there somewhere and the big purr antenna just scoops up my purrs and sends it where I'm thinking it needs to go plus some wherever its needed. Wow. I love purring.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Dear Evryfur and especially all the Catster Cats, especially all my catastic pals-
I hope you have a very sweet Valentine's Day!
I am purring in meowmie's ear so she can type what I am saying.
Lots of love, grooming, pets, kitty kisses.
tasty tuna!
Oh thank you all for your sweet pressies and kiss kiss!
I am the love bug and hug you,
Bibi

Disorders and Goats

Dear Diary:
Yesterday was such a good day. Meowmie finally got the message that I was needing extra pets and snuggle time. I followed her all around constantly. Whenever she sat still I made sure to plop down next to her and meow pathetically. Meh-heh-heh-heh. Meh-heh-heh-heh. When I did that meowmie said I sounded like a goat! Can you believe my nearly dying of disaster imitation reminded her of a goat!
Well after all that good petting and lap sitting and snuggling I felt much better. I did not even chew the toilet paper or swat it down. Meowmie said I had been suffering from "attention deficit disorder" -- she was not giving me enough attention so I developed a disorder in order to get her attention!
Humans! can't figure them out but can't live without them.

Happy New Year

Dear Catsters and all furriends,

Wishing you a very happy new year. Lots of sweetness and love and pets and brushing and soft things to sleep on. Lots of running and chasing and ear cleaning and wrestling too. And toy mousies and catnip and sunshine.

Love,
Bibi

Cleaning

Yesterday meowmie did soooo much cleaning. She moved everything around and did noisy things and dusty things and wet things with a mop. She did not even read to us from Catster once!
But she is forgiven because she took a nice long break and petted me a whole big bunch. Scaredy cat Meep napped in the bedroom trying to look cool but I know he was hiding. So I got to sit on meowmie and next to her on the couch and have my tummy rubbed and my cheeks and chin scratched and the top of my head massaged. Meowmie said I scrinch up my eyes and look like the My Sin by Lanvin cat -- that was a perfume with a cat in the ad twelve million years ago! MOL MOL! I am gorgeous and could be in advertising.

V-e-t

Yup. V-e-t.
I went there this week.
It was kinda scary. First meowmie snatched up the Meepster and got him in a cage - meowmie calls it a "carrier". Then she got me and put me in a cage. Then we were both on the floor crying and scared. We waited and waited. Finally Auntie Bean and Uncle Deda came and helped meowmie cary us down the stairs and into a car. I cried some more. Then we went somewhere and got carried out of the car and into a big building where there were d-o-g-s!!!! I am not so crazy about d-o-g-s. One one them tried to jump on my carrier and meowmie swooped me up in the air and put herself between the d-o-g and me. Oh brave meowmie!!!
Then we waited some more. Then we went into a room and they did things to Meep and gave him shots and stuff. He was stuffed back into his carrier and then they took me out.
The v-e-t and her assistant like me a lot. They say how soft and pretty I am. But they poked and prodded and weighed me and gave me a shot. The v-e-t took a flashlight and shined it in my eyes. I don't think that is treating a furperson like you like them.
Finally it was all over and we went back in the car and home, thank goodness. I do not want to do that again for a long long long time.

Babie its cold out there!

Our meowmie took out the big blankie she sleeps under. It is very nice and soft and thick. Me and Meep each took a side next to meowmie's legs and snuggled up. Meowmie stayed there for a quite a while and then she rolled over. Meep always gets to stay put and I jump away. But then I come back and sleep on meowmie's feet just to keep her warm and where I like her. Meowmie thinks she is being pinned but really is like a big warm log and I looove to sleep curled up with her. I have been napping in my donut bed which keeps me warm when meowmie is not here.

Peonie Problems

Okay I did it. When meowmie wasn't looking I broke peonies and everything they were in. Meowmie was cleaning and moving things and not paying attention so I jumped up on the little table with the pretty pink flowers that smell so pretty. I have been sneaking up on them all week but yesterday something happened and they went flying down on the floor along with the pretty glass vase and all the water. Whoosh and crash and they were all broken with the petals everywhere. Poor meowmie she had to pick up all the petals and the glass and mop the water and rescue the big bags of cat litter that were hiding under the table. Now there aren't any pretty flowers. Please could we have more?