A Cat's Conspiracy Theories

i can patterns!

January 30th 2012 1:28 am
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last sunday, breakfast time.

i sit on my kitchen chair waiting for human to serve kitty grass salad.

human is sitting on her kitchen chair and buttering bread.

phone rings.

human runs.

a little later human returns and finds out that her buttered bread has a new pattern.



what shall i do – i love butter!!! *smiles innocently*

 
 

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Purred by: Milo away from catster (Catster Member)

January 30th 2012 at 2:41 am

Oh that sounds very cool, Ishtar! What did the pattern look like? I bet it was pretty. Did the human thank you?

Love,
Milo
Purred by: Greyson (Catster Member)

January 30th 2012 at 4:53 am

If the human gets angry, just tell her that you needed the butter to help with hairballs.

Love,
Greyson
Purred by: Sweets (Catster Member)

January 30th 2012 at 5:31 am

I love bread!

Good for you for arrange the butter in a more cat-pleasing manner (Did you use teeth, tongue or both)
MoL !
Purred by: DA TABBIES O TROUT TOWNE (Catster Member)

January 30th 2012 at 9:13 am

ishtar


go for it...butter IZ de best; find a way ta get inta de pan tree or frig ta get sum butter.....butter iz me middle name...noe wait...itz me furst :) !!

peace out N rock on, long live land o lakes

butter lover boomer o cat
Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

January 30th 2012 at 9:56 pm

milo, as "thank" i got a sermon about "no wasting" - i did not listen. i was busy creating new patterns... ;)

greyson, that's exactly what i did!

sweets, i only used my tongue - i consider that the most elegant way!

tabby butter - i wish i knew the way into the fridge, believe me...
Purred by: DA TABBIES O TROUT TOWNE (Catster Member)

January 31st 2012 at 7:56 am

ishtar

go spill sum water in front of de frig...yur purrson will panic thinkin itz leekin...when her opens de door N starts mewving foodz around tryin ta loe kate de problem....

ewe make off with de butter !!!

butter lover boomer o cat !!
Purred by: Worlds Coolest Fluffy & Alex (Catster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 3:58 pm

MOL! Good job Ishtar! Since you got the butter that you wanted AND made nice patterns too, we wouldn't call that wasteful. Rather making good use of an opportunity and artistic too! :)


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