My Tail of Devotion for Carmen Louise

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Where's my hair????

Before everyone gets crazy, just for the record, I'M FINE!!! Mom put the Frontline Plus on all us cats the other day (Tuesday, I think). No big deal. I really don't mind it. Afterall, I've never had fleas and I really don't want fleas. Same stuff that she always gets but for some reason I woke up with a naked spot on my back the size of a nickel!!! I'm bald in one spot! Mom isn't worried....just a reaction. From now on I'll get the Topspot instead of the Plus. Maybe not a big deal to her but I'm bald! I don't get it. I'm the black kitty in this house and if anyone had to lose a patch of hair it should have been Dex. He's light colored! It would have blended in much better! AAAARGGHHHH! And I'm the girl! He doesn't care about his hair! In the end, it doesn't matter because I always look good!!

I'm gonna kill him...

Look, I'm not big on writing and stuff but a girl has got to vent. That orange tub is gonna get us in trouble. Dad was not a happy camper when his toy went buzz-buzz-buzz because Dex had to make it into a chewie. I'm gonna be so good - I refuse to get in trouble and I really don't want to be banned from the cool room with the big window. These boys around here make me want to scream! Calvin's always trying to fool around when I want only to sleep and I really don't have to tell you about Dexter -- what a bossy pain in my a**. And the dog?!
What is his problem? Besides, of course, the awful odor that is spewed from is hind end 18 hours of the day. Sometimes I just want to curl up next to him and he acts all afraid -- afraid of little old me. I'm too special to be forced to live with these morons.