January 27th 2005 8:08 pm
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some advice for all you kittys out there: you know how your human gets busy reading,talking on the phone,watching a movie or something and you know YOU are alot more interesting or important than whatever silly thing they are doing, well here is my advice...1. stand on top of the tv and scream loudly so even if they turn up the volume they still hear you louder( standing on the remote and changing chanels or hitting the stop button also works well)2. if they are on the phone simply give a headbutt or 20 until you knock the phone right out of their hand and on to the floor-if its a cell phone chew on the antenna (big brother Olee taught me that one ) if its a wall phone stretch up and pretend you are batting at a bug to disconnect3. .if on the computer ,stand on the keyboard until you screw whatever it is they think they are doing up unless of course they are ordering you pressents online. or just stick your whole body in front of the monior and DO NOT BUDGE ( works best for bigger cats) also if there is a avalible shelf hurl things-all things down on top of them. 4-6. a couple things i find that work well reguardless : knock over a plant or 2, then proceed to dig in the dirt you have scattered for fun WARNING : when they get 3 feet away from you run like heck and hide somewhere for a minute or two, then go back and help them by spreading around that dirt they just pushed into a pile- they find that real helpful- then just role over on your back and flop around,purring loudly while doing this is bonus. play a song on those blinds-humans LOVE this, they will come running to hear that sweet music you make by smacking them repeatitivly and climbing through them. go in a room they are not in (kitchen and batroom work best) knock something off a counter (heres where that "inocent/confused look" comes in handy look for something metal or glass ,they make the most racket- if theres something you can break,once again BONUS !!! when they arive to see what is ammuck just stand there and look at IT not them,like how did that happen. and for those sleeping beautys : stand on their chest and pat their face , repeat -claws out works best REPEAT..........