Confessions of a Feline Drama Queen...

Here we go again!

January 30th 2005 4:02 pm
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So while I was at the vet last week for my eye problem, I was told I was too big for my frame. What do these people not understand?! I'm not fat, I just have A LOT of fur! I only weigh 9 lbs! Miko weighs 11 lbs, and no one is calling him fat! Dad says we still have to try the canned food thing again. I don't mind it, I just hope I get another pretty bowl since I have to put up with this nonsense. *pouts*


Feeling a little insecure,
Savanah Keilana

 

Good grief!

December 11th 2004 1:32 pm
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You know, I love to play dress up and all...but only if I'm in the mood! Miko's mommy woke me up in the middle of my nap. And for what?! To take Christmas pictures! I hissed at her for waking me up, but did she care? Nope. She just laughed and proceeded to dress me up and snap, snap, snap! There she goes again with that camera. Stop the flash!

Miko and Kionu got a new house/bed yesterday. Those spoiled boys. Daddy says "the girls" will get one for Christmas. I *heard* it will be Red. I was a little upset, considering I like pink and well, everything must be pink. But since I have to share it, I'll let the color red slide this time. I also got my stocking. It's pink (of course) and it's got all these pretty glitter things with feathers. It says "Princess". Like it was going to say anything else! haha.


Purrs for now,
Savanah Keilana

 

Haha! I told him so!

November 24th 2004 11:49 am
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Bwahahahaha! I told my dad that moist food won't change my apperance. Did he listen? No! Obviously, my weight is the same...wait, I think I gained a pound. Dad finally came to the realization that I can eat dry food and still be this big. I keep telling him it's ALL fur. Even Dr. Aaron says I'm not fat! *sigh* Looks like I'm back to my dry food formula. Another advantage to eating dry formula? Less tartar and plaque! Plus, my poop won't be so stinky! That alone should please everyone. ..

Purrs & Aloha,
Savanah Keilana

 

ALOHA!

November 12th 2004 9:51 pm
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Hey all!

Well sorry for the lack of diary entries. Since I've been on probation, my time is limited to certain things. You know, the daily grooming session, morning, all day, evening and nightly naps, and of course being an Angel. Who ever said being a cat was easy, ain't lyin'! A feline's life is superb and should remain that way! tee hee

P.S. Miko's mommy finally got her camera fixed and there should be new photos of all of us by next weekend. I can't wait! I need to take more glamour shots. *poses for photo*

Still being an Angel,
Savanah Keilana

 

I'm free!!!!!

October 17th 2004 4:40 pm
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Aloha ALL!

I was finally released from kitty prison. I did a one week stint for "accidental homicide" in the death of Miko's pet fish, Mr. Wasabi. Although I maintained my innocence, the evidence seemed to prove otherwise. I was initially sentenced to 2 weeks of hard time, but got released after 1 week for good behavior. Even though I was released early, I'm going to be on parole for the next 6 months! Ahh! I guess I better be on my BEST behavior. That means less diva and more angel. *purrs*. Well, I'm off to kiss some bootie...purr ya later!

P.S. I am SO mad at my Grandma! She got a new kitty (Kyran Kionu) which means I'm not the baby anymore! I'll just have to teach her that I get what I want, when I want! That is, unless Miko's mom is around...*throws drama fit*..err...*purrs*
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Trying to be an Angel,
Savanah Keilana

 

Blech! I hate moist food...

October 3rd 2004 2:01 pm
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Well, it's official...my daddy is a meanie! He says I have to start eating moist food (mixed with dry food) so that I shed a few pounds. I keep telling him that I'm not fat, it's ALL just fur. In fact, Roxy is bigger and probably weighs more than me! So Dr. Beth said I have to be put on a special diet because the Iams formula just wasn't cuttin' it. Weight control, my butt! And Hairball control? Yeah right! I've never had so many hairballs in my life! I'll stop ranting now. Time to take a nap...

Savanah Keilana (not a happy feline!)

 

What in the world?!

September 27th 2004 3:53 pm
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So this morning I was fast asleep on the kitty bed and all of a sudden I hear some sort of high pitched sound. I immediately woke up and did a visual scan of the house and saw nothing unusual. I went back to sleep, and BAM! There it goes again! I was all spooked out so I got up and walked around the house looking for what the source of that sound was. All the while, Miko's mom was "whistling". She saw me walking around with a confused look on my face and kept whistling. THEN she proceeded to laugh at me. In the words of Stephanie Tanner...How Rude?! I quickly rolled my eyes at her, huffed and ran to the other room.

Paw'd off,
Savanah Keilana *huffs*

 

Leashes and harnesses are for dogs!

September 22nd 2004 7:10 pm
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So today my dad got me a leash and harness set from Lupine (just like Miko's set) and tried to put it on me. I repeat, TRIED. He had to trick me into eating before he could get me to stop flipping over. I growled...loudly. After about 5 minutes of struggling to put it on me, Miko's mom had to come over and put the stuff on me. I thought to myself, "Is this some kind of joke? I'm not a dog!". My growls and hisses fell on deaf ears. I immediately started to flip around and attack my leash for a good 10 minutes before realizing that I had to have it on if I wanted to go for walks outside. Why you ask? Beats me, I don't even go past the front porch! I'm so scared of the outside, it takes me 10 minutes just to go out on the lanai (balcony)! Anyway, I finally made my way off the porch and to the front gate, only to see Miko sitting there glaring at me. I know he was thinking, "Why do you have to do everything I do?! Brat!". He was giving me major attitude so I dragged my daddy back into the house. Eww, now my paws are all dirty and I have to go clean them now. I will rant at a later date...

♥ Savanah Keilana ♥

 

Yay! Toys!

September 16th 2004 1:35 am
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Today was a fun day! I had my second bath today and I smell delicious and my fur is super duper soft! The last time I took a bath it was at the Humane Society and I HATED it. But after watching Miko, it looked kinda fun. When I got in the water, I practically went limp when Miko's mom sprayed the water all over me. That's how relaxing it was. It took her awhile to get me all wet because my fur is so thick. Once I was drenched, she lathered me up with a new shampoo called Mango Tango. It smells SOOO yummy! And it can be used for both cats and dogs! Neat huh? Anyhoo, I enjoyed my bath and I can't wait until my next one. *purrs*

I also got my very own boogie mat (just like Miko) from allpets.com. It's the oriental style and I LOVE it. Looks like Miko's mom might have to get more boogie mats, because I'm not sharing mine! I don't like to share my toys, but I still expect the other cats to share their toys with me...what else do you expect from a diva? *muahaha*

♥ Love and Aloha ♥,
Savanah Keilana

 

Fit for a queen...

September 9th 2004 11:25 pm
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So today, Miko's mom made be a new dish set. She put a row of pink ribbon and another row of matching flower ribbon around my new bowls. Then she put a cute little dish on the inside to give a "floating effect". It's got tons of pink rhinestones to make it all sparkly! A queen can never have enough rhinestones..don't ya think? Of course, it's was all done in pink....my favorite color! *sigh* I love to just sit and stare at my new bowls. I'm off to stare at my bowls again...pounce ya later!

Paws & Purrs,
Savanah

 
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