December 31st 2009 9:49 am
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HEY Sports Fans, guess WHAT? I am in Pasadena! Pasadena, California where the University of Oregon Ducks are playing FOOTBALL against the Ohio State Buckeyes tomorrow in the Rose Bowl!
I am part of the Ducks' Special Operations Unit! I have been training those big burly guys how to RUN REAL FAST and DODGE IN AND OUT and WRASSLE FOR THE BALL! I know how to do ALL that stuff!
My friend Oliver Pantherfoot is a Buckeye. What the heck IS a Buckeye? And can it chase a BALL? I HOPE not!
GO Ducks! I am a Quacker Backer! Ducks RULE! Buckeyes, um, well, I have no idea WHAT Buckeyes do. Except I hope they do not win.
Your web-footed friend,
Duck probably tastes like chicken, so I'll pull for the Ducks. I don't think buckeyes are tasty, even if Grandmaw lives in Ohio!