Furst ov all...I speek lolspeek fur ennywun who wunderz...I- haz canser...? whats that?

Sorree bout da lolspeek, but iz all ai noze!

Mai eer haz felt weerd for a while nao, n ize just herd meowmie say it haz canser. Don't no what that iz, but I feelz okai, so guess it duzzn't matter! :) Life iz gud gud, iz gotz no cone on my hed, an can go out in teh gardn and play wiv leeves nao! So, I iz happee!

Luvs,

Petra