New family members!

Yes meowmy did it again! We now have 4 little kittens running around and getting into trouble! Well right now they're in a room by themselves but you all know what I mean. It means less meowmy time for me!!! It also means I'll have to listen to how cute they are, how small they are, and I might just be sick! Don't get me wrong now. I'm glad that they are here and not on the streets but I'll be even happier when they leave! Afterall I'm supposed to be the cutest thing in the house! I just can't compete against kittens! By the way if you just HAVE to see the little brats.... I mean babies here's there page: http://www.catster.com/cats/803701
Now I think I'm gonna go swat my brofur Morgan. That ALWAYS makes ME feel better! MOL

Thursday!

Here's my joke fur Thursday, just one more day til Friday! YIPPPEEEE!!!

Give the Lawyer a Hand

A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.

“While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses.”

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

MOL! I think that one is my best one so far!!

Humpday joke!

It's Wednesday! That means we are almost at Friday! Here's my humpday joke fur you!

Niece and Nephew

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”
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Have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday joke!

Here's my joke fur Tuesday! Concats on surviving another Monday!! MOL!
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Judgement Day
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George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in three days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .

W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there is a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there is a God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista."

Something to laugh about!

Here's a joke or two to brighten your Monday! Enjoy!!
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Snow Parking

Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."

Harry got up from his coffee and replied "Well, okay."

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their morning cup of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."

Harry got up from his coffee and replied, "Well, okay."

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cup of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went off and Harry didn't get the rest of the instructions. He said to Martha, "What am I going to do now, Martha?"

Martha said, "Aw, Harry, just leave the car in the garage."
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Lotto Joe

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I ve lost my business and if I don t get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Joe again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.

Once again, he prays.. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
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Hope you liked those! I'll have more tomorrow!

Silly giggles
Sin

I'm engaged!!

I don't usually write in my diary but this news is to big to keep to myself! I've been dating the handsome and talented Captain Tommaso and last night he asked me to marry him! I still can't believe it! Well of course I said yes! We haven't set a date yet but I can't wait for the big day. And to think I owe it all to Samoa's Detective Agency. We started talking about a case and then the next thing you know we're engeged! I have to go look at wedding magazines and websites now so bye!!!

Tagged!

I've been tagged! Oly, Jazz, Linus, and Shadow tagged me!

Here are the rules
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

Seven facts about me.
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1. I'm a detective in the Samoa Detective Agency.
2. I've solved two cases!
3. My meowmy named me Sin because she says when I was born I was black as sin.
4. I help meowmy take care of the two orphan kitties she's fostering.
5. I love to play with straws!!!
6. I think it's fun to jump on meowmy's back when she bends over.
7. My favorite thing to do is sleep with my sisfur Ripple.

The kitties I've tagged are:

1. Tess 334020
2. Sullivan 398261
3. Shawnee 201426
4. Queso 280503
5. Gordy 276717
6. Pooky 146369
7. Ashley Jay 243166

I hope all the kitties I tagged play. This is so much fun!