Space Truckin! (with rude paw gestures)

OH MY GOODNESS! I feel so awful! Shelly & I had our snip-snip surgery yesterday and we are both still way out of it! I smell of wee! :(
I KNOW I'm going to get a bath as soon as I'm up and around again. I'm crashed out on a heating pad as I type this....I don't have much energy. I would hate for Martin to see me like this, in dishabille! I admit I have been doing a bunch of yowling & howling but that is just my way to let everyone know how *$#@$$D OFF I am! I mean, I know I didn't really want kittens....(kittens are highly overrated!) and I wanted to live the carefree single life (with my boyfriend Martin, of course) but this surgery business is UNCOOL! I have been answering questions from 20 minutes ago! How long does this awfulness last?
Well, I just want to say..."I HOPE EVERYONE IS %$#%ING HAPPY, NOW!!!!" BLAH!

My New Boyfriend!

I have a new Boyfriend, Martin! OXOXOO
He is very handsome & sweet and I love him! MEOW! He is beautiful, black & fluffy (just like I like them) hee hee
He was named after Saint Martin de Porres and he's shy like me!

What a wonderful new year's gift for me!

OXOXOXOO
Miss Topsy

A Helping Paw

Mami bought a bunch of fresh green beans marked down at the store and then left them on the counter for a few days where they got even older. Then she threw them out in the yard so one day Shelly and & I decided to carry them all back inside! We played with green beans all over the house and had a big old time! Mami came home and threw them all out again but we knew better and carried them all back in again. Silly Mami!