January 28th 2011 6:10 pm
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Ok...so...we have a new member in our household. Color me unamused.

His name is Moosh.(rhymes with good.) Totally goofy name I know,but that's the only thing that he answers to,he's a couch potato,he flops down where ever he wants,he's great with little kids,and humans can do anything that they want with him...he doesn't care!

Personally,I DON'T LIKE HIM! For one thing,I was becoming good friends with Dutch,but Dutch is like a momma cat with Moosh. That kitten makes the slightest sound and Dutch runs to him and licks him all over and ignores me. Second thing: You can't eat out of the same bowl as Moosh because he either stands IN the dish or he lays in it. (Soooooo NOT cool.) Third: I hiss and growl at him from time to time and he doesn't back down. He punches me in the head! Fourth: He likes to hang out on the keyboard. Hold it right there mister!! The 'puter is MY thing! Fifth: He's ALWAYS doing the cute innocent face. Again...that's MY thing so quit it! I could go on and on about things that I find annoying about Moosh,but we'd be here all day!

Bottom line: Moosh,you're a little dork and this is MY world so get used to it.

Scowls and angry tail flips,

THE JACK

P.S. Now the little bozo has a page here too. Ugggggggggg.