OMG, it's been a loooooong time!!

Hi everykitty!! WOW, it has almost been a year since I joined Catster. Momma thought I was on the brink of death when she made my page a year ago. HA HA MOMMA!!! FOOLED YA!! I love to play games with the mom. I am now 22 years old, and I refuse to quit!! I am the quintessential Timex of kitties. I would so love to be with my mancat Biscuit, but it will have to wait a little while, until I am done with my hoomans. I love taunting my hoomans in the morning at 5am, and I love to walk all over them while they are watching movies and stuff. I also love to torment my dogs, Monster, Bella, Mo, Filo, and Molly. They make especially good victims, curtailing to my needs of warmth and comfort.

I would like to send out deepest thanks to all my furiends that sent me birthday wishes, and thanks to my furiends that send me little notes to see how I am doing. I swear I need a new secretary! Mine does not get on here enough!! Can't she understand that I have things to do here?!?!

Anyhow, I am a lucky old girl, who has the most lovely furiends here, like Arnold P., Scooter, Sissy, and so many more, I could go on furever!!

Thank you all for making my 22nd birthday special. I love you!!!

Love, headbonks and purrs,
Elmo