Ms. Tiger Woods :)
Domestic Shorthair

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Photo of Ms. Tiger Woods :), a female Domestic Shorthair
"MTW "Em" :)"

Home:Quinte West, ON, Canada  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 6 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 5 lbs.


My Videos [See My Video Book]

Me and Tandee
"Me and Tandee"

Xandy looking at my picture
"Xandy looking at my picture"

Ms. Tiger Claws
"Ms. Tiger Claws"

MTW and the PooperInvader 3000 (Thanks Blade!!)
"MTW and the PooperInvader 3000 (Thanks Blade!!)"

Me in my pretty dress for the Las Vegas Cruise, wif Xander!! rooowl!
"Me in my pretty dress for the Las Vegas Cruise, wif Xander!! rooowl!"

Fanks fer the mousies, Lucy!
"Fanks fer the mousies, Lucy!"

I loves me my 'nip!
"I loves me my 'nip!"

Groming my goofy littermate Zelda.  Yes, she really *does* look that goofy
"Groming my goofy littermate Zelda. Yes, she really *does* look that goofy"

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Nicknames:
Em (Xandy gave me that Nickname!!) Tiges

Kitty Complexion:
 Activeness 
sleepyvery active
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Curiosity 
not curiousvery curious
 
 Friendliness 
timidaffectionate
 
 Vocal 
not vocalvery vocal
 

Quick Bio:
-mixed breed-cat rescue

Coloration:
Tabby

Likes:
Sleeping/playing with her littermate Zelda, mutual armpit suckling with Zelda

Pet-Peeves:
Gloria Rottenpuppy, having Mom put my Softpaws

Favorite Toy:
socks

Favorite Nap Spot:
top bunk of the boys bunkbed, on the cat scratching treehouse, Momma's laptop when its open.

Favorite Food:
dog cookies

Skills:
is able to wrap around peoples legs and trip them as they try to walk

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
Was found at a former babysitter's home, I chose her and her sister Zelda

Bio:
in june of 2006, we lost our home to a fire. Tiger was the first to escape, and was unharmed.

Lives Remaining:
9 of 9

Forums Motto:
Always smack a dumbdog when they're down

Catster Local Spots I've Marked:
Catster LocalSuper pet

The Groups I'm In:
Frends of Skeezix (FOS), Ms. Tiger Woods and Zelda's Friends, Paws with Claws, Rowdy Naughty Bawdy Cats and Dogs, Terrific Tabbies, We Love the Snuggles Project

The Last Forum I Posted In:
Funny website links :) *MAY BE NAUGHTY

MTW's ShoutBox!:


My TV:


Dancin!:


I've Been On Catster Since:
October 16th 2006 More than 1 year!

I Was In The:
Catster's 2006 Holiday Picture Party!

Special Gifts Given In The Past Month:
Thomasina


Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:
404988

for 626 days

Meet my family

Tandee ~Gone
to the Bridge

Gloria

Paco

Zelda

Sammie ~Gone
to the Bridge~

Bailey

Pogie ~Rainbow
Bridge Angel~

Sophie

Tank

Tibby

Meet my Feline Friends
See all my Feline Friends

TeeKee (In
Loving Memory)

Louis Pasteur
Knightrider

Sylvester

Horatio

Emma

Annie-IN
LOVING MEMORY

Prince Martin

Barney

Bart (R.I.P)

Pugsley

Harley Dude
See all my Feline Friends

Ms. Tiger Woods Sez...


frum Momma :(


October 30th 2007 11:23 am   [link to this entry]

TO BE POSTED VERY LOW ON THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle
of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than
you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I
am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and
cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I
also know that sticking tails straight out and having
tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is
nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the
bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and
manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to
claw, whine, meow, bark, try to turn the knob or get
your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.
I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I
have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or
feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butts. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the
following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain
About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay
off the furniture. That's why they call it
'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember... Dogs and cats are better than kids because
they:
1 . Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't want to wear your clothes
9. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.


The Top 10 Favorite Beers of Cats


July 30th 2007 8:34 am   [link to this entry]

10> Dos Brekkies

9> Missing Nads Bitter

8> Mauster Brau

7> Fostered Lager

6> Heinekitten

5> Neutered Tom Stout

4> Yarnling

3> Mousehead Lager

2> Feleinenkugel


and the Number 1 Favorite Beer of Cats...


1> Bird Light


Xander found out what my name means!!


April 19th 2007 11:23 am   [link to this entry]

Subject: Hey, I found anotherone on the web page! Sent: Thu Apr 19



Message:
MS TIGER WOODS: Female cats named Ms Tiger Woods are inteligent, beautiful and highly opinionated. They get along well with siblings but only if the sibling is born on the same day. Especially dumb dogs in the same household can cause trouble. These cats often go by the nickname "Em" and are useually paired with the smartest, cleaverest, and finest male cats. "
~Xander


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