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Ms. Tiger Woods :)

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Picture of Ms. Tiger Woods :), a female Domestic Shorthair

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Home:Quinte West, ON, Canada  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 14 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 5 lbs.

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Em (Xandy gave me that Nickname!!) Tiges

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Quick Bio:
-mixed breed-cat rescue

March 29th 2002


Sleeping/playing with her littermate Zelda, mutual armpit suckling with Zelda

Gloria Rottenpuppy, having Mom put my Softpaws

Favorite Toy:

Favorite Nap Spot:
top bunk of the boys bunkbed, on the cat scratching treehouse, Momma's laptop when its open.

Favorite Food:
dog cookies

is able to wrap around peoples legs and trip them as they try to walk


Arrival Story:
Was found at a former babysitter's home, I chose her and her sister Zelda

in june of 2006, we lost our home to a fire. Tiger was the first to escape, and was unharmed.

Lives Remaining:
9 of 9

Forums Motto:
Always smack a dumbdog when they're down

The Last Forum I Posted In:
Funny website links :) *MAY BE NAUGHTY

MTW's ShoutBox!:

My TV:


I've Been On Catster Since:
October 16th 2006 More than 9 years!

I Was In The:
Catster's 2006 Holiday Picture Party!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:

Meet my family
Tandee ~Gone
to the Bridge
GloriaPaco *Gone to
the Bridge*
Sammie ~Gone
to the Bridge~
BaileyPogie ~Rainbow
Bridge Angel~

Meet my Feline Friends
See all my Feline Friends
See all my Feline Friends

Ms. Tiger Woods Sez...

i gots my blog back!!

March 2nd 2009 7:20 pm
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The Top 9 Highlights of Socks the Cat's State Funeral

March 2nd 2009 6:08 am
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The Top 9 Highlights of Socks the Cat's State Funeral

9> Tiny flags lowered to half-mast, then shredded by all the
other cats attending.

8> Twenty-One Shoelace Salute.

7> The coffin is draped with red, white and blue yarn.

6> Attempt to disrupt the proceedings by a group waving signs
proclaiming "GOD HATES CATS."

5> The ceremonial planting of a catnip sprig at the gravesite.

4> Hillary's press release stating that at least she was prepared
to answer the call from the vet at 3:00 a.m.

3> Overflight by the "missing canary" formation.

2> His whole litter attends, even the ones that don't sniff each
others' butts other anymore.

and the Number 1 Highlight of Socks the Cat's State Funeral...

1> After giving him a final goodbye kiss, Chelsea hacks up a


frum Momma :(

October 30th 2007 11:23 am
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Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle
of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than
you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I
am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and
cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I
also know that sticking tails straight out and having
tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is
nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the
bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and
manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to
claw, whine, meow, bark, try to turn the knob or get
your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.
I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I
have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or
feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butts. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the
following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain
About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay
off the furniture. That's why they call it
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember... Dogs and cats are better than kids because
1 . Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't want to wear your clothes
9. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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