I am NOT a dog!!!!

While at the HP meowathon tonight, my lovely wife Allie pawed out that in the group pages, they have a swiffer ad and the ad was of a dachshund or something, aka DOG!!! Buy the swiffer jet 'cause the doggy is a piggy!!

I took a screen shot and will post it on my page of pictures.

HOW INSULTING! I am a CAT!!! :)

Furless...

Why is it that my BEAUTIFUL wife Allie can conjure up bagsssss full of fur (even if it is undercoat) while I can get brushed and at best, manage about 20 pieces of fur...

I remember when Allie and I were dating, I wanted to send her my fur... Problem was I couldn't get enough out of me!! So mom cut the tip of my tail's fur and for about 6 months I had a SQUARE tipped tail :) The things I do for love...

Talented Pansy

I will give her props 'cause she made our entire family St. Patty's pics! I love the one of me and my wifey Allie!

And I especially love St. Patty's 'cause it incorporates one of my favorite colors! GREEN!!!

Did you know that my eyes are sorta yellow and not green like Boogie and Hondo's? Yup it's true!

Time to get some nom noms! Mom just woke up and I want some nip! Which, by the way is green :)

WIN-DEEE

It's super windy here! It started mid yesterday and is continuing today! It's SO windy that mom swears the roof will collapse as it's CRAZY windy! Some reports say the wind gusts are 60 mph! I don't know how fast that is, but it must be fast as it sounds fast!

We're not too scared but mom has the heat and fireplace cranked in case we loose power like Arlington, VA did...

I don't think we'll blow away, especially Boogers as he's an anchor...

Never gonna gain weight!

*sigh* I've finally accepted the fact that I won't be heavier than my current 14 pounds... I eat dry and moist AND treats and no matter what, I don't gain... Naturally Boogie and Mittens continue to gain the weight that I should be gaining...

I don't share food either! When we get treats and since I don't INHALE my food like the others, if they try and sneak a treat of mine? I'll whap them w/ my power paw and sometimes try and nip at their ears! :)

My goal is to be 15 pounds one day... I'm super tall and lean like dad. Again mom, Boogie and Mittens are jealous of us :)

Pink is the new Purple!

Oh my!! Crazy day at our place! Mom got a facial, and as she was going out again for her haircut (and then dinner with daddy) the FedEx dude came and brought ME mail!!! Of course mom said, "We can't open it now Fidey! We gotta go!"

I pouted of course, and wouldn't you know?!?! 2 hours later and some, they come back home!!!

Finally I got to open the package!! OMC!!! Allie's been meowing about a new toy they got and she knew I'd like one too! So she ordered me a pink turbo scratcher but apparently it lights up!! OMC!! I gotta try this!! And then take pictures of course!

Thank you so much Allie for my Vday gift!! I "might" let Hondo play with it... MAYBE :) hehe!! Weeeeeeeeee I love my Allie!!!

Valentine's Day=I heart Allie!!!

Oh it's that time of year again!! I have the best looking wifey in the world!! And she treats me like a king!

I just checked out her diary and also saw some new pics of my BEAUTIFUL wife!! YAY! Her Vday gifty arrived!! And she guessed the reason why I picked THAT collar for her :) Wanna know why? She's all about pink and girly things and I love LOVE purple and green. Green+Pink=Yuck, but Purple+Pink=FAB!

I know she doesn't care for clothes but MAN she's SMOKIN' in her collar!! MROOOOOW!!!! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Unfortunately her Vday card is waiting to be sent along w/ Tessa's! MOL!! Daddy did NOT go to USPS yesterday.... Hisssssssssssssss

LOVE YOU ALLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH!! Update! I just read her pawmail and she said the evil snow is delaying my gifty! Oooooo!! And it's PINK! HONDO? BACK OFF! MINE!! Poor Allie has snow!! And they don't usually get snow!!

Yacked in mom's hand...

I was on the PINK HONDO CONDO today and I started to yack. You know, the hairball sound, with my pink tongue sticking out. Mom figured it was a hairball but you never know! So while she waited for me to do my thing, she held her right hand under my mouth, and daddy got paper towels stat!

Sure enough about 10 seconds later I yacked in her hand. Now THAT is love :) She wasn't extremely happy and said the yack was very warm! Gotta love mommies!

SNOW!!

Well we currently have 4.5 inches of snow, where as 25 min away in Arlington they have 8. Where we're moving in May they have 9 inches and the worst is yet to come!

So far, the December storm is tenfolds worse than what we're getting. It's weird, DC takes us 30 min to drive to going the speed limit and assuming traffic is normal. They're getting hammered!

I'm VERY happy my daddy is home this weekend!! Seems his squad is always working on the snowy days. YAY!!!

They're saying we're going to get 20-30 inches of snow. Boogie can't figure out why Pansy, land of CAN has had less snow than us! See? She is EVIL!!! Be safe friends!

*snuggles in his Allie blanket*

That's my wife!!!!

*sniffs a big bag of Allie's furrrrrrrrrr, feels faint and dizzy* :)

HOLY KITTENS!! Guess what I got today in the mail!!! My BEAUTIFUL wifey Allie and my wonderful MIL sent me the most beautiful blanket in da world!! It's so amazing!! What a pawsome bday giftie!!

The color is a purple/darkblue color crocheted (or knitted?) blanket! Super soft and super big for me and ONLY me :) I'm going to "allow" mom to remove me from this pawsome blanket for a photo shoot.

The bag of furrr was intoxicating! WOW such soft furrr (as expected). I let mom open the bag and let the others smell my wifey and they all went nuts, but I said, "PAWS OFF!! SHE IS MY WIFE!!" :)

Can you blame them for going nuts over her scent? Thank you so much Allie!!!