The Lord of the Manor Speaks

Kitty wipes

November 3rd 2008 9:49 am
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Mommy is sick today, which is bad, but also good because she gets to stay home with us and do cat stuff! You know, sleeping.

So Mommy and I sat down to watch some teevee. I cuddled up right near her! Then she said, "Eeeew, Mouse! You smell!" She finally realized why I have been more pesty than usual and spend so much time with my head up my...ahem...rear. I needed a kitty wipe!

Usually it is Kiki that needs the wipe, but this time it was me. I was good with for the first few seconds, and then I could not take it anymore. Mommy did help me somewhat. Daddy will have to hold me later so she can do a better job, or maybe I can take of the rest now that she started it for me.

As if that was not enough, she put Revolution on me and Kiki! I hate that stuff! We get it though because we go on the screen porch and occasionally escape. Also, Mommy is worried about the basement cats giving us parasites if they still have any.

Ok...so I have a question. If these cats are dangerous and have cooties and I can't see them, why does Mommy keep bringing them home? And what good is being home with Mommy all day if she is just going to wipe me under the tail and put wet goo on my fur??? I like it better when she is at work!

 
 

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