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The spoiled life of a Feral Cat

Even Angels can play Tag

May 27th 2007 5:12 am
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I have been tagged by Tyler, Mr Boombastic

Here are the rules of the game:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

My seven random facts:
1) Mom still misses me, more than she can say.
2) I was an expert hunter, no small creature was safe in the neighborhood. The chipmonks were wiped out, baby squirrels were no more. Chipmonks have moved back this year.
3) At heart I was just a gentle giant
4) When my wife (Stormy) kicked the kids out of the house (a tree), I let them move in with me.
5) The first time I was face to face with Jesse James, he popped me in the bean, and near gave me a heart attack.
6) I bit Mom bad when I got neutered. She had to go to the ER.
7) I love being an Angel and looking over Catster's who need someone special.


Thank God it wasn't me!

April 30th 2006 6:26 am
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Well as you know, I have 3 children that I have to pay alimony for. Every day I hunt and deliver my payments to the front door.

For that I get two square meals a day, plus treats, because they cannot resist my cute face.

Well, I just found out my Ex Wife who fooled around before we were divorced, was left with 6 illegitimate kids! She was able to get 2 into new homes, but she and her other 4 kids are now living next door.

Think how much that spay/neuter bill was? Happily no more kids will be coming.

Now the worst part! I take full responsibility for my children! I am a good Dad, and I visit them every day.

This Casanova just fooled around, left her pregnant, and has not been seen since! He pays no child support, and has never seen his children!

What a total bum!


Double Vision

April 17th 2006 4:10 pm
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Hi everyone! It's been a while since I wrote.

Well - I am just loving the warm weather here in CT. My daughter and I sunbath on the roof, and now on the front lawn. I am working on my tan, because I must look handsome.

Well anyway, I told you last time that I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Shadow, and she's a petite solid black, with a very long luxurious tail, and beautiful golden eyes. My daughter Jessie and I have invited her to join us for breakfast, and she's been coming every morning lately.

It freaks Mom out - because she looks so much like Jessie! She has to look for extra toes, or an ear cut to tell them apart. This morning, I sat like the perfect gentleman 4 inches away from her, while she ate up all the can cat food. Mom felt bad, and brought me out another can.

My ex wife must have heard rumors, because she's also been in the yard every day checking things out. And - it looks like she had an affair before our divorce was final, because she also now has an illegitimate child! YIKES!

Mom is gonna talk to the vet about Shadow, and see if she can trap her, can he spay her. She doesn't look like she's expecting - which would make everyone very happy.


I have a new Girlfriend, and she looks like my daughter!

March 19th 2006 1:54 pm
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Well as you all know I live the life of luxury (for a feral anyway) in CT. I have 3 homes, plus all my hidden dens in the woods.

My daughter Jessie also lives with me.

We get fed outside the front door of "the house" twice a day. Jessie likes to wack the little yellow dog Amber through the glass door. She's a funny dog - she likes to run after us when she finds us in the yard. But since my son lives with her, I know she's ok.

Anyway, yesterday we freaked out the House Lady. She was in the bedroom getting dressed, and looked out the window. She saw DOUBLE! She saw me of course, my daughter Jessie, and my new girlfriend Shadow. Shadow and Jessie look exactly alike - except Shadow doesn't have a clipped ear.

The House Lady thinks she may be having kittens, and I make a great foster Dad. She's worried now, cause the last girlfriend I had, delivered 4 kittens, and brought them to her. Sadly one got hit by a car, and one moved into the woods and we haven't seen him in a long time. The other two are Apache and Amigo.

We've all made her nuts trying to trap and neuter us. She had us all done 'cept for Elmer, and now Shadow shows up. OOPS

Why don't people spay/neuter their kitties? Every year we end up with more kitties here, and the House Lady can't keep us all.

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