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Stupid Fisy Becker, the Barracuda (Betta)

June 20th 2006 5:00 am
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mommsie got me a pet fisy, thought I need something.. mew, why she get me a pet I can eat.. it is the silliest fisy ever... it just swims around and around in its bowl.. sometimes her sets it on the floor and I can watch him.. this is one mean fisy,, let me just meow that loud and clear. I be peeking at him and he blows up like a balloon and waves his fins at me, and would you believe he tries to bite me.. I think he has it backwards I bite him... he is a dummy for sure.. I get my paw down in the water to swipe him in my mouthy and he dives to the bottom.. sort like Charlie the Tuna, (chicken of the sea)
mommsie set him on the table so he could see us and get some sunlight.. mommsie silly woman.. daddy says he not care..
mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow, her forgot and left him there..oh my cat whiskers, how lucky could I get.. I sit on the floor watching him,, and then I tippy toe to see if her busy with paperwork on the puter . Oh, mew, she was,, I made my little feet run fast, I sit on my haunches, and I start to wiggle my feety and my tail, helps you get off the ground. I get ready to launch,,, one ,two, three, here I go. ooooooooooooooooooooops, mommsie waxed the table.. and I land on the table scarf and I am now going into blast off orb, of the table, I sliding right down and right into Becker the Fisy,, and we born go airborn, kaploop, I hit the floor on all fours and I am on a full run ,to the bedroom and under the bed. I heard the fisy bowl hit the floor, and I hear BLUIE ,WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? From the safty under the bed, I say mew, nothing... I hear her walk to the dining room, I have to see what happened to the stupid fisy.. I tippy toe out, and see mommy on the floor, I see the silly fish was still in the bowl with a little water, the bowl flipped up right.. rats,,, stupid fisy looked right at me and stuck his tongue out..
I stared at him, someday , stupid fish, you are mine? I will swallow you whole and then spit you out..
Better luck next time.. Mommsie say, never do that again.. number one , you broke a golden rule, no jump on the table.. this time I not blame you, mommsie should not have left him there, her gives me a huggie and puts me down. Miss Bluie

 
 

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