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The vet game me a time bomb in my bum,,, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

April 5th 2006 3:57 pm
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I not feeling well lately so mom says to the vet we go.. oh, no, now what, so off we go . We get there and she put my carrier on the floor while she talk to the desk girl.. a lady came out with one of the hybrid dogs, a cross between a peke and a beagle.. talk about funny looking and they say cats are a mix and a half.. it came up to my carrier and snorted.. then it went boof, boof,, what is boof boof,, what ever happen to bark and arf.. so I swated at him.. then mommsie take me in the vet room and put me on the cold steel table.. why does it have to be so cold... catswhiskers.. so of course they weigh me, 13 lbs and 8 oz. I have not gained a oz in one and a half year.I a big girlie.. now she say what wrong with you Bluie, I give her the LOOK, and swat, she say Well, we are grumpy today,, I think you not know the half of it. Mommsy says her been acting strange, she runs to bedroom with her ears back and hides on the bed for hours.. she comes out and then boom back she goes. She acts like something is wrong...Doc ,says that is how they act when they are in pain..
so her say, let me see where you hurt Bluie, her picks me up and starts to push my tummy, MMMMMMEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ou that hurts bad... she says we found where the pain is.. she is backed up. I think, what that mean.. mommsy say , I not been going normal for the last few days,, Wait a minute I not like where this is going... I can feel a large blocked area... mommsie said my diet had changed cause I was using the urinary tract foods,, and not much fiber in it... Dr says put her back on her indoor outdoor, much more fiber... first we have to shave her bum and back of legs.. saniary clip so she not get all messy, WHAT YOU MEAN SHAVE, MESSY, HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE TO ASK ME.. oops mommsy tip me upside down. fur flying every where, breeze on my legs and bums,. hey, stop,.. hey,, done , Whew, lets go home.. vet leaves room and comes back with a IV bag of fluids.. with vitamins for me.. I NOT NEED FLUIDS.. NO I DO NOT... she say Pat ,I can do it, so mom backs up and OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, STICK IN THE NECK,,, BLOW MY NECK UP LIKE A LIFE SAVER..... DONE, now lets go home mommy,, vet leaves I snuggle to mom, something going on... in comes vet with a blanky and a syringe filled with blue stuff. something call a stool softner, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM ,I NOT EAT A STOOL, DADDY SAY THAT IS A NONO. ICAN'T EVEN SIT ON THEM.. they wrap me in the papoose blanket, with only my bum sticking out, WAIT A MIN,,,, LET ME OUT.. NOW ANOTHER DR COME IN TO HOLD MY TAIL UP, COLD AIR ON MY BUM AND NOW THEY HOLD MY TAIL UP.. WAIT A MIN, I FEEL AN URGE, HONEST.. OH MY CAT WHISKERS WHAT IS THAT, SOMETHING SHOOT IN ME BUM ,, MEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,,, LET TAIL DOWN, ALL DONE,, TAKE BLANKET OFF, WAIT A MIN, I FEEL SOMETHING
SPLAT, CANNON BALL SHOOTS OUT MY BUM.. WHEW, THAT BETTER. DOC SAY MAY HAVE SOME MORE LATER. I HUG MOMMY CLOSE, TAKE ME HOME.. SHE PETTING AND LOVING ME AND THEN OUUUUUUUUUUU,PAIN, CANNON BALLS POO GOING DOWN MOMMSIE LEG... AHHHHHHHHH, NOW I FEEL BETTER. HURRY GO HOME, HOW HUMILATING THIS DAY HAS BEEN.. I GET HOME AND GO RIGHT TO BED UNDER THE BED WHERE SHE CAN NOT GET ME... WHAT A DAY BLUIE

 
 

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