January 18th 2006 6:25 pm
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Those puppies are so dumb that I live with. It was windy out tonight and one of the outside garbage cans was blowing around the front yard. From the way those two were carrying on, especially the little one, you would have thought that there was a bear outside. In order to shut them up Daddy had to go outside in the cold and wind and put the can away. It was funny because first he kicked it around a little bit so that the dogs would think he was beating it up. Dumb puppies.
I forgot to write last week that Daddy actually went to the grocery store and remembered to bring me home wet food! I was so surprised I almost fell over. Unfortunately while he has learned this new skill, he has forgotten how to open the cans and put food on a plate. Daddy unpacked the cans and put them away on the shelf without giving me any. Dumb Daddy.
So the people have put me on this new food which is supposed to be for multiple cats. I saw the commercial on tv and it said it's supposed to make fat cats thin and skinny cats muscular. So I'm thinking the people are trying to trick me by telling me that it's regular food when really it's diet food! That's okay, I'll outsmart them - I'll just eat twice as much!
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