December 29th 2005 9:25 pm
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My mommy says that I have something called "cerebellar hyperplasia", those are sure long words for a cat! I don't know what that means but I suspect it has something to do with all of the walls that I bounce off of each day. My mommy used to cry and run and grab me and kiss all over my face (yuck!) when this happens...well she still grabs me and kisses all over my face (yuck! and double yuck!) but at least she has learned to laugh at me. Once, one of these other stupid cats made a loud noise and it scared me so bad I jumped straight up in the air....one minute I was on top of the bed and the next minute I was in the floor and I hit something hard on the way down...I had to sit there a minute because I think I seen stars...I looked up and here she come..."oh pie pie (that is what my mom calls me), are you okay...blah blah blah and kiss, kiss, kiss) I wish she would figure out that the kissing hurts alot more than the stuff I hit. Anyway, when mom seen I was okay, her and dad started laughing so hard they couldn't stand it...mom says you have to laugh to keep from crying. Apparently, according to mom telling dad what happen ( I was eavesdropping) she said I jumped up into the air and hit the dresser on the way down...it didn't hurt me at all, just scared me to death especially when she screams and she always does...humph!!! MOMS! All I wanted to do is get this kissing junk over with and climb back up in mom's spot in the bed and go to sleep. Guess what? That is exactly what I done...my head kind of hurt so I had to get my "beauty sleep"..don't know what the is either but that is what mom tells us when we go to sleep. Mom gets on my nerves with all that kissing and hugging, but I sure love her anyway..oh yeah and she really needs to know that I hate my belly touched...I wish I could tell her to stop!